3rd: A man goes to a resteruant and buys soup
Man:umm waiter something is wrong with my soup
Waiter:is something wrong
Man:Just taste the damn soup
Waiter:FINE! wheres the spoon
Man:aha!
2nd:
3 detectives fathers are potential murderer and so when they find some limbs they tell the others about there fathers
1rst man:my dads a chef so he would use a chef knife
2nd man:my dad is a butcher so he would use a cleaver
3rd man:XD XD XD XD my dad makes lollypops he would have to suck them off
1rst:
A drunk man is walking home and notices his neighbors tv is on
the 1rst comercial is political:YES YES YES
2nd comercial is for cooking:FORKS N' KNIVES
3rd is a electrical comercial:Plug it in plug it in
final is a dots comercial:goody goody gum drops
a cop is asking him about a murder case
cop:did u kill this man
Man:YES!YES!YES!
cop:what did you use?
Man:forks n' knives
cop:we have to put you in in the electric chair
Man:plug it in!Plug it in!
cop:you sick bastard we are gonna eat donuts and gumdrops on your grave!
Man:GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS
