1. Kelli- absolutely dominated this episode and without a confessional either. Amazing scene with Aileen and I love the storyline between her and Alex coming to fruition in a SHOCKING way today. I really thought she had #cookedit but instead she reinvented strategy.
2. Aileen- Love this haughty pedantic bitch. She said her plan was to stay quiet then take control so the INV first three eps was obviously #curated . She gave so much FACE today and looked like a star in her shirt dress dictating the vote, I would have ranked her first but Kelli ate her up #AIsForAlex#BIsForBlindside
3. Feras - a king???? My pussy dropped when he whipped his shirt off to reveal the idol. I am kinda loving how posturey and camera aware he is, it's very messy and I feel like he's lowkey too messy to be the CPBot I was worried he would become
4. Caroline - she has birthed thousands of babies and I am one of them. Her formal introduction scene today was very iconic, giving us shades of Georgia's intro from a few seasons back as she awkwardly followed the girls around and glowered. I pray this is leading to her turning on Mark
5. Sarah - kind of an icon tonight when they kept talking about how SHE would decide in the revote and it just cut to Sarah looking hot and not talking.
6. Raymond - still a visionary and I loved when he just dipped instead of keeping watch. Unserious icon
7. RiRi - tonight she kinda blossomed for me getting caught on camera sounding and looking really gawky, I didn't have my eye on her before but I kind of love this incredibly unimportant second banana to Kirbys power CPN lez
8. Alex - I laughed out loud when he said he could use Kelli for a vote tonight... But he actually spilled when he said it.
9. Kitty - she's SO strong
10. Viola - team Caro in that beef but I loved her celebrating after winning immunity
11. Valeria - see above, lower for being stanker but she still serves cunt and looked snatched jumping out the way of that dodgeball
12. Garrick - SHOT upward for me tonight, he shed real tears over Kirbys deception. Aus vivor proves once again they know how to cast a good stank old man
13. Jaden - something about his energy always screaming at the challenges is so infectious, I'm here for him
14. Kirby - I guess she still wins #WorstWoman but I still like Kirbs. Kind of a manic gamebot that nobody trusts and I relate to that
15. Winna - yawns a little bit but he's cute
16. Scott - kind of hilarious how INV he still is, would probably be top 10 but this cast is good.
17. Chaz - I did crack a smile when he said feras was trolling. I'm like, I'm not trolling
18. Tobias - I kind of liked his simple UTRN exit today, would find it funnier if he hadn't shut Kelli down like that. Good thing she killed him single-handedly
19. Nathan - really not feeling him
20. Eden - still awful and getting uglier by the day, looked like a naked mole rat trying to bob and weave at the reward chall
21. Mark - not excited to see him open the box and get 20 confessionals tomorrow, the editors need to look back at this ep and realize they don't need him. I pray the key gets handed to anyone else, like idk Kitty can have it she's so strong.
Another stellar episode, once again I'll say probably the best so far this season.
I just need to say this was the best ep so far. TRANSCENDANT.
1. Kelli. This was a STAR MOMENT for a STAR. I don't think anybody in the history of survivor has done the "I'm gonna act nervous to make them comfortable" in such an iconic fashion. The menacing music playing over her meditating REALLY loudly was such a purely joyous moment of editing. #AreYouSingle#CanYouComfortMeImVeryStressed
2. Aileen, I don't care about the Tits tribe anymore the Rebs outsold them heavily tonight. I still don't think this girl has received a confessional but she is also a STAR. I was screaming and cheering when she won HER TRIBE'S ONLY POINT at the reward. The editors curated her moments tonight carefully giving us a LOT of iconic faces. She was giving me splozojames50 severely when she was just like, "The three of us girls on Ray, done." and I was also EXTREMELY there for her referring to Peta as P, are we going all on P? At least she got the ONE aired voting cf #NotInBarbieLand
3. Peta, she's also kinda robbed and gone too soon, but I'm still in denial because there's like 9 women still there so we can afford to sac a few. I really liked Peta though in this one episode arc, very stank and overconfident, I almost wished she had played the idol. I don't blame her for making herself a target by wrapping her little legs around Alex.
4. RAYMOND. He really yanked that best man award today and ran with it, I LOVE how spun out this man constantly looks and his random duo with Kelli is the new best alliance on this season. I'm also just cackling for no reason as I cast my vote #HeyPetah
5/6. Valeria and Viola, kinda UTR again but still cute girls doing cute girl things, they feel more Shonella coded than any of the higher-profile female duos of this franchise and I don't hate it. The editors know to at least give them a little UTRfun scene every ep
7/8. Caroiline and Kitty, another iconic female duo that's a little more understated in the edit, they slipped a little for me today by working with the ugly men but I'm still feeling them, hope they run the Tits tribe into the ground.
9. Alex, the editors need to stop trying the hot but stupid storyline with Nathan when he's right there, I loved how devastated he looked after the vote reveal.
10. Jaden. I loved his very random screentime today being like, the only one on Tits with a confessional, I hope it's foreshadowing that he votes out Mark for taking his spam
11. RiRi, I loved her very UTR but extremely pivotal to the vote presence today, she looked so stank in her North Face at tribal I was here for it.
12. Kirby, she did kinda girlboss today and I like her, something about her lesbophobically feels too similar to Big Brother Kaycee, but I guess this is like, Kaycee if she turned on her awful alliance. She's also a bit Borelle coded and I feel like she's gonna vote out a lot of women but I like Kirbs #ThisIsntLoveIsland
13. Sarah, still like her, she was highkey being shielded from the negativity the rest of her alliance got and was delusional in a cute way #EdgicallyViable
14. Feras, honestly kinda feeling him? I was expecting a more annoying gamebot but I was here for his lack of poker face at tribal, I also think he's getting island hotter and like, does he stan George becuse he's one of us?
15. Scott, still hot and completely irrelevant as men should be in this franchise, I do feel Kelli for needing his comfort
16. Tobias, still a little ugly but I did smile when he flopped severely at the slingshot
17. Winna, I'm so sorry sweetie but you just weren't there and the other tribe rly outdid you
18. Garrick, still a disgusting pig BUT I did love that first strategy scene he had with Feras where you could practically see the cue cards he was reading off
19. Nathan, see Alex he was outsold tonight and is also uglier. I did appreciate his willingness to scoop Kelli up as a number though, good taste
20. Chaz - still kinda ugly and alligned with Bad People but quietly
21. Mark, I mean when you use Nair like that it does make you fast in the water. He looks like a whole ass manatee
22. Eden, horrible annoying and ugly, he should name his alliance Mask because he looks like that boy with elephantitis, starring Kitty as Cher. Was laughing as he almost flopped the puzzle
I miss Jess and this boot order has been a little sad but I still have faith.
I just need to say this was the best ep so far. TRANSCENDANT.