I Fucked a Porn Star Because I am Sexy!!!
Feb 28, 2012 by
mrkkkkyle
- January: I hate
February: I ran naked with
March: I need
April: I shot
May: I smoked weed with
June: I f.u.c.k.e.d
July: I pissed on
August: I Killed
September: I got married with
October: I stabbed
November: I did a b.l.o.w - j.o.b. to
December: I took a crap on
choose your birthday
1: A monkey
2: A prostitute
3: A vacuum cleaner
4: Your mom
5: Barney the Dinosaur
6: A dog
7: Santa Claus
8: A **** star
9: A transvestite
10: A condom
11: A bowl of cereal
12: A jew
13: A lesbian
14: A horse
15: An old man
16: A drug dealer
17: A clown
18: Your Grandmother
19: A dildo
20: Michael Jackson
21: A drunk Mexican
22: An egg
23: A piece of ****
24: A robot
25: A Nazi
26: A puppet
27: George Bush
28: A black guy
29: Madonna
30: A cookie jar
31: A fat guy
choose your fav colour
White: I hate my life
Black: Because thats what I am
Pink: Because my friends told me to do it
Red: Because I was *****
Blue: Because I am sexy
Yellow: Because I'm gay
Gray: Because I stink
Green: Because I smoked crack
Orange: Because I'm ugly
Brown: Because I'm racist
Squares: Because I got an orgasm
No T-shirt: Because I have a perfect abs
Other: Because I'm single
and post ur reply=D
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