So it is that time of year again, and I feel like after the New Halloween movie came out, we should do a RANKING of all the Halloween movies. (these are my opinions!) SPOILERS
We will start off with the worst, and move our way to the best.
The WORST is quite frankly, the easiest to place.
HALLOWEEN 8: Resurrection - I have no idea what the producers were thinking, and in my mind this movie doesn't even exist. Laurie gets killed immediately after that AMAZING ending to H20. What a cop out and terrible movie all together. Busta Rhymes spewing a rap about Violence at the end "Mother Fucker Michael Mother Fucking Myers." Makes this movie off the charts BAD. I only watched it once, and that was enough. Tyra Banks was also in this movie, just to die off screen. BORING.
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers - Okay so the producers cut brings to light a little bit more, but in whole this movie is just a shitshow. I mean Michael having sex with his niece, and having his spawn be born only for him to what? Hunt it down? Why!? This whole movie was weird. It has that Halloween vibe, and when the story isn't weird as fuck, and Michael is killing people it is pretty good. Also Paul Rudd...as Tommy. GIRL!
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - Okay, one word, Tina. What the actual fuck. Why would you kill off Rachel in the first half of the movie and torture us with Tina? Also her boyfriend, Michael was the worst "Trick or Treeeeaghhh." When Michael Myers kills him yaas. That Tower Farms party looked Lit, I wanted more of that. Also what was that stupid story line of the man in black, why? Jamie not being able to talk, and having seizures and stuff was dumb af. I wanted to see more of what Halloween 4 ended on, not this shit.
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch - No Michael, but this movie was LIT! I loved the story.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers - This movie is Halloween to me, it has everything that made the first one great, and more. I loved Rachel babysitting Jamie, and the new aspect of Michael hunting his niece. Dr. Loomis is back and hunting him down. Michael is viscous as hell in this movie! Also "Cops Do it By the Books" was fantastic. Her slutty character arch was perfect! I loved how she stole Rachel's boyfriend and acted like she didn't. Her Iconic line, "You gotta give guys what they want Rachel, or Brady won't be the last guy you lose to another woman." BOOM. Halloween 4.
Halloween H20: This movie was SEXY fun. Jamie Lee Curtis was at the height of her career. It was her Idea to make this movie, approaching writers, producers, stating "look how well scream is doing!?" She is a business woman with a talent. This movie has Michelle Williams yall! The production value may be Disney Channel, but the story was not. Let's remember Halloween Resurrection never happens, and Jamie chops Michael Myers head right the fuck off. Also this movie gets props for having Joseph Gordon LOVE-IT (even tho he dies first)
Halloween 2 - This movie was fantastic, loved that it took place RIGHT after the original movie, like literally seconds after the first. I loved every second of this sequal. I used to think it was just the first movie.
Halloween 2018 - Okay so a little controversial to put this before the Original Halloween 2, but like come on! This movie was everything I wanted as a fan. It took me through all the movies in a way. I loved the relationship between Laurie and Michael, or lack there of. This movie delivers on so many levels. I would have preferred a more definite ending, but Hollywood loves money.
Halloween 1978 - Okay, so obviously I am going to put the original as number one because it is THE BEST. This movie has the tension building from the first second, to the last frame. The hat drops towards the end, and we get a fantastic chase scene, battle, and ending. This movie is perfect, and rightfully #1.
So it is that time of year again, and I feel like after the New Halloween movie came out, we should do a RANKING of all the Halloween movies. (these are my opinions!) SPOILERS