Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
Today it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered: he wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML
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