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owlb0ned

owlb0ned's blog

  1. i'm not even fat GET A NEW INSULT NERD
  2. who is peace123
  3. my last vlog before i'm permed
  4. My real funeral
  5. HOSTING MY FUNERAL SOON
  6. FYI big bird isn't porn
  7. welcome to my funeral
  8. PYN for an opinion
  9. its so funny
  10. imagine
  11. imagine still trying to slut shame women
  12. Thank you all for the support
  13. who the fuck r u
  14. sorry
  15. damn
  16. is this real?
  17. The FratFrat Is Where It's AtAt
  18. imagine
  19. my ancestry results
  20. welcome to ass eaters anonymous
  21. imagine
  22. i dont rlly get on but plz evict alex
  23. why is daniel kennedy so hot?
  24. hey
  25. who's awake
  26. who has watched money heist?
  27. any1 watch billionaire boys club?
  28. who lives in california
  29. REECE RETURNED???
  30. why is a 40 yr old trying to bully a 17 yr old
  31. JOIN FROOKS
  32. i'm so happy
  33. wishes my friends wanted to call me
  34. beyonce overrated????
  35. who wants to be my valentine
  36. if i got a superlative of tengaged
  37. if i got a superlative of tengaged
  38. FIRST PYN UPDATES!
  39. PYN and i'll draw ur avi FOR REAL
  40. donate cos im a broke bitch

jess the mess

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Posts 1578 posts

PYN for category Dec 14, 2013
Marry:
@meduncan
lemonface I thought you'd like to be first
notafraid
#valdamien
#milkisgood
#dumbginger
#obscurity
#austinrules6969
#mintcokeify
#jenniibabyx
#rebelman2227
#teddybear
#alireza1373
#drb00m
#somebodyawesome
bradyman7
laughalot
swaggy
devinwithparasites

Fuck:
@meduncan
bengalboy x10
dalagninja cos you like hockey
talldude_1031 maybe
steel
samhuss

Avoid:
montyburns
@michaelfnumbers
bowkane
@hugatreenumbers
_adidas_
joe1120
@dhucking_quack
alaskanfiredragon
starfresh33

[1:08:59 AM] Brian:
donaam

EDIT: updating this later so still comment
Points: 235 67 comments
PROFILE Dec 5, 2013
"It must be very fragile, if a handful of berries can bring it down."

[3:18:52 PM] Jess Mckenzie: i wanna be a special ed teacher dru
[3:19:00 PM] dru: is that why youre on tengaged jess

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Rose for Sam/Olympia

cheesee10 was shot dead by owlb0ned
owlb0ned was killed in a fight with Bradyman7
ajg31397 was killed in a fight with owlb0ned
owlb0ned was killed in a fight with SpaceCadet
TheBOOM4 was killed in a fight with owlb0ned
owlb0ned was killed in a fight with vh1luvr15

i join charities so just ask if i'm busy!

[12:11:47 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: you know what i did do though
[12:11:57 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: i played a VERY intense game of hungry hungry hippos last week
[12:12:04 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: and in order to win i pushed my friend out of his chair
[12:12:09 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: he gave me a dirty look but
[12:12:11 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: i did what i had to do to win
[12:12:30 AM] Ben.Milkisgood: thank god i lived through such a catastrophic event

*cough* bitch *cough* owlb0ned omg I think Im getting sick or something
Sent by Foxox,Jul 23, 2013

[2:50:22 AM] Kiren: do they speak english in england

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SIGNS
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/owlb0ned/4463454/signs
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[4:42:53 PM] dru: Just got back from swimming
[4:42:57 PM] dru: Swimming in the pussy that is (cool)

[10:30:41 PM] Guillaume Francoeur: My perfect date would be to NOT get a HIV.

[12:02:21 AM] Qwertyioup | Matthew: stfu jess
[12:02:24 AM] Qwertyioup | Matthew: nobody likes u

Bradyman7 0 min ago
LOL OWL UR THE DEFINITION OF A FUCKING SHEEP
ROFLLLLLLL

[3:30:23 AM] Kiren: jess i hope u get deported to britain

[11:01:53 PM] Raja (lemonface): jess you're a whore
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skype: jessmckenziemobile
twitter: xp0mpeii

gift list:
Diamondsarentforever: for being amazing - 1x
Carsonl: ilysm - 1x
ddjot98: won my giveaway - 1x
mattmon3365: apology - 1x
bigdizzleyomama: cos u deserve one and ily - 1x
alireza1373 - cos he's a genderfake ily - 1x
imthtawesom
anthony - cos ily u

i love #vh1luvr15
Points: 222 22 comments
i am now a chola Nov 30, 2013
my new name is juanita
thanks meduncan for the make up tutorial!
(PIC)
Points: 409 10 comments
tengagers in your mobile Nov 26, 2013
i have alireza1373 meduncan  jm101 ajg31397 ivannbabyx egaga911 etaco75 tayman14

who do you have?

idea from je7467
Points: 457 64 comments
signs 2 Nov 12, 2013
i'm bored so i made signs i owed
i am guilty of doing the duck face in pictures i can't help it if i try :x

vans - http://prntscr.com/23t3vn
bradyman7 - http://prntscr.com/23t458
rellizuraddixion - http://prntscr.com/23t40c
kittytheemolga - http://prntscr.com/23t42h (omg i misspelled sorry :x)
cfff - http://prntscr.com/23t5oz
Points: 42 8 comments
s i g n s Nov 4, 2013
i never take normal selfies cos i hate my large forehead so ya

baza76 - http://prntscr.com/21zisq
milkisgood - http://prntscr.com/21zi66
jdog - http://prntscr.com/21zj3b
bengalboy - http://prntscr.com/21zje1
notafraid - http://prntscr.com/21zjin
Points: 124 15 comments
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