I woke up the morning of today, my mother Tryphena slammed opened my door. "get up you pathetic, ugly fucking disgusting horrible slutty bitch thot with no social skills and will only end up being a disappointment." she said, almost saying a few slurs... i sold you to buy more drugs. you're leaving now, take that horrific stench you carry around with ya"
i gasped, "why mother that is so terrible" i sobbed, "wh- who did you sell me too?" i sobbed through the words
my prettier, amazing, hotter step-sister, peace123 burst through the door pointing and laughing at me.
local jennifer lawrence cosplayer, Admir was seen yesterday with his beta boytoy fighterman both limping out of a gay sex shop with each other!
when asked about this in custody of the police, this is what the fighterman had to say:
"i hate gay people??? obviously, its why i hate admir and nobody likes him!! admir is poor, nasty and has questionable taste i fear!"
more to come on this groundbreaking story.
*please note this story was NOT edited by anyone, it's 100% true there are like a million witnesses so!!
omg!! halloween! everyone is so spooked! my time was either going to be writing my uni essay, a smut kinktober fanfic or this tierlist... omg... ANYWAYS!!! this was kinda lowkey inspired my trick r treat the movie because i fucking LOVE that movie omg!!! this is like, my last tier list ever i fear so stop begging peace123!!!
this was going to be "reasons this person was in a saw trap" because of the new SAW X movie, but it kinda took a turn when i realised how many crimes i think yall would do... ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!! also omg this is a joke dont sue!! also yeah i did kinda do this before... but i've grown as a person since then... and also peace123's been BEGGING!