by Kob3Sm1th 1 min ago
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhhaahhhahaha jeez im usually used to these games being a sausage fest...but this game has quite a bit of girls
Me: I have decided on getting a sex change
Him: Lol. wut?
Me: I'm so sexually frustrated. I think having a penis is more satisfying than a vagina. I always wanted someone to blow me.
Him:lol
Me: :( would you still loveee me if i had a dick? i been going to a therapist on this gender issue
Him: shreen (lol one of my friends than i talked to about issues) and prob not to be honest. ( i was literally dying at this moment,laughing way too much..scared him probably)
Me: oh your sooo sweet, lovely you be missing out
Him:it would be weird
Me:but it happens everyday. you just cant love me enough for who i am? sniffles
Him: who you are is a girl
ME: who i am is kayla, no gender
Him:kayla is a bi girl with a bf that wants her to come out for supper tmr. ( totally changes subject..)
Me: what day is it today babe. i am so blonde i forgot
him: thursday
Me: no sweetie, whats the date date?
Him: your a bitch jk its april fools you had me all worried
...owning a cat and both of you can't decide on the colour of the cat.
He wants an orange cat.
I want a black cat.
I suggest we get two cats; one black, one orange.
He now believes the problem is solved.
Yet, I wonder how our relationship will be like? Will he love the cats more than me?
Will the cats get more action and attention from him than giving some to me?
A challenge for the serious committed relationship.
Me and my boyfriend are turning into the crazy cat couple..
We value owning a cat more than having [human] children.
In a way, our future cats are our children..
However, I am dreading the commitment of owning the cats TOGETHER.
=/
I want a cat but I don't want one with him.
Oh snap. Just kidding or maybe I am not. Dun dun dun.
Haha, I love him.
Hope he doesn't smoke too much pot and forget about feeding the cats.
:)
