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~~EPISODE 2: "IMMA CHOP YOU WITH MACHETE" (Title by: Alex)~~
Jeff: Previously on Survivor...The journey begins for the 20 Castaways who fought it out...Alliances are soon born, At Mahabi, the tribe is divided into 4 alliances, and At Kasonu, Millie was the obvious choice to go, but the rather over the top personality of Feike cost him the Game.
==KASONU TRIBE (NIGHT 03)==
Tom - CONFESSIONAL: I dunno what happened, what happened is what really shocked me, I didn't expect Feike to go, it is Millie's time, she's so long overdue.
<Tom confronts the remaining guys>
Tom: Who did vote Feike here?
Rippy: Not Me.
Likely: Not Me, I go with Majority.
Joe: Not Me.
Tom: So who the fuck is lying?
Joe: Ask Rippy.
Tom: Rippy...did you betray? YES OR NO?
Rippy: Whatever, this is really stupid. <Walks away>
Rippy - CONFESSIONAL: Joe couldn't keep a secret. My God.
<Millie feels really excited Surviving>
Millie: Oh my God, I thought for sure it was me.
Jenani: It's okay, Millie, It's not your fate to be voted off.
Lilly: Good Job girls! We dominate.
Vessa: I know, we will be anti-d**ks
Chantal: Ohmygod Vessa, I need an eye-candy so I might make atleast one of them stay here!
Millie: Thank you all of you.
Vessa - CONFESSIONAL: Millie is pretty much confident now, she doesn't know when Vessa the Great will attack her in the back.
<Vessa walked up to Tom>
Vessa: Hey Tom, the Girls are really tight, I will flip to you guys!
Tom: Very well then!
Vessa: That's all I can do for now, we'll get Rippy soon.
Tom: Alright.
Vessa - CONFESSIONAL: I am with everybody, I am assuring my spot in the merge, and might as well the Final 3.
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 04)==
Mork - CONFESSIONAL: It was a bright sunny day again, nice time to hunt!
<Mork hunts with Pepsi>
Mork: Hey Pepsi, do you wanna join me and Rhino as allies?
Pepsi: I am pretty much into it.
Mork: Well, I guess, we will dominate this game, we will be the Final 3.
Pepsi: It would be really exciting, but this is too early to make assumptions.
Mork: I know, but let's just hope for the best.
Pepsi - CONFESSIONAL: I just want to be saved by the Majority, I have East, Jack, King, Mork and Rhino wrapped around my finger now and they won't vote me off, I love it!
<East talks with Rhino near the fire>
East: Hey Rhino.
Rhino: Hey.
East: So how was your day?!
Rhino: Alright.
East: Why are you so quiet?
Rhino: HMMM.
East: So wanna have an alliance?
Rhino: OK.
East: So what do you plan?
Rhino: Vote.
East: WHO?
Rhino: Anyone.
East: Goodness, I can't talk to you. WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING ONE WORD THINGS?!
Rhino: Cya.
East - CONFESSIONAL: Rhino, oh my goodness he's so annoying, I would rather vote him off UGH.
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: I just don't like talking to people who have bad intentions, they are just not my type of people to talk to.
<Alex and UT hunted with Jack and King>
Alex: Hey Jack and King.
Jack: Hey!
Alex: So I wanna make an alliance with you, we would be a 4-person alliance.
King: It would be awesome.
UT: Yeah, we will be the CORE FOUR.
Alex: I suggest a FANTASTIC FOUR.
UT: Eeeewww, plagiarism.
King: so it's CORE FOUR.
Jack: Alright, I guess.
Alex - CONFESSIONAL: Today is really awesome for my game, this rawks.
==KASONU TRIBE (DAY 04)==
Millie - CONFESSIONAL: I feel so good today, My sick days are over.
<Jenani talks to Millie>
Jenani: I do feel Vessa is getting so much slimy each time, It is really haunting.
Millie: I know, I am scared I am on the chopping block soon.
Jenani: But we rather be quiet about it or it might really happen.
Millie: Alright Jenani let's play Truth Or Dare.
<Millie convinces everybody to play Truth or Dare>
Millie: Hey everybody, let's play truth or dare, spin the bottle version!
Joe: Would be exciting! ^_^
Tom: Ummm, not the time being, but if everybody loves it, I will do it.
Vessa: Hmmk!
Lilly: I will host ^_^
Joe - CONFESSIONAL: I hope the "crush" thing don't hit me today.
<Lilly hosts and Spins the Bottle>
Lilly: JENANI, Truth or Dare?
Jenani: Truth.
Lilly: Well then, who did you like here or who are you charmed with.
Jenani: Umm...Joe.
Joe: Oh, I like you too.
Jenani: Thanks sweetie.
Lilly: JOE, Truth or Dare?
Joe: Dare.
Lilly: Oh well, then, Kiss Jenani.
Joe: Wow, really?
Lilly: Or you will not eat.
Joe: I rather not eat instead of kissing Jenani.
Jenani - CONFESSIONAL: I do feel hurt, I thought I am much more valued than that. I guess no one remembers and likes me, that urges me to fight harder in this game.
<Lilly continues to host>
Lilly: Well, RIPPY, truth or Dare?
Rippy: Truth.
Tom: Well, I will ask you a question.
Rippy: What?
Tom: Did you vote Feike?
Rippy: It is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Chantal: I rather leave before I get punched in the face.
Likely: This is free action movie!
Millie: Well, I guess I would leave too.
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: The people are getting so stupid, why would they fight in front? Like what the fuck is that.
<Tom continues confronting Rippy>
Tom: So what the fuck, why did you screw our alliance over?!
Rippy: I like Millie, she isn't worthless.
Tom: Oh and then you vote Feike? What a worse argument.
Rippy: I am not your robot to control, I am priceless.
Tom: Well, if you choose to side with them do it.
Rippy: I don't care what you say, I will do what I want to do, this is my own, MY OWN.
Tom: I am just guiding you to the right direction.
Rippy: Right direction is having sausagefest in Final 4!?
Tom: Not sausagefest, well whatever.
Rippy: Goodluck, I will see you in Vote Reading ^.^
Tom: Well, I guess, I will see you begging in the streets of California.
Rippy: I have a job, a job that is turning to be my passion and mission.
Tom: DO I CARE? You're a spawn of Satan the betrayer.
Rippy: Don't act like you're the God of this game, YOU'RE NOT.
Tom: Bye.
Tom - CONFESSIONAL: Ugh, I know this is a really big mistake for me. I should have not confronted Rippy.
<Lilly gets the Treemail>
Lilly: "This challenge requires keen eyes"
<Lilly tells everyone about it>
Vessa: I have 20/20 Vision, we could do it!
Likely: Don't brag, Vessa, you don't know what could come.
Vessa - CONFESSIONAL: I know my strengths and weaknesses, someone else shouldn't degrade my abilities!
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 04)==
Alex - CONFESSIONAL: The fire goes off, WE DON'T HAVE A FLINT!
<Alex tries creating fire>
Alex: FIRE C'MON!
UT: Well, Alex, save energy for our reward challenge.
Alex: I don't care, I don't wanna lose reputation over this.
UT - CONFESSIONAL: Alex is the person who likes doing things, he is determined, someone who would really be a great ally of mine when it comes down to the wire.
<Llb collects TreeMail>
Llb: Hey guys! ... "This challenge requires keen eyes"
Section: Well, I don't have those great eyes.
Alex: I COULD DO IT!
Mork: Don't screw it up for us, Alex.
Alex: I know.
==REWARD CHALLENGE (DAY 04)==
Jeff: C'mon in guys! Mahabi Tribe...take a look on the Kasonu Tribe...Feike Voted Out.
Mork: I thought it would be Millie.
Millie: This cute girl can bypass expectations.
Jeff: Well...let's go to the challenge! You will count my pimples! Whoever says it first, their tribe...
Alex: 0!
Jeff: K, you don't let me finish? Then your reward is RATS!
Mork: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jeff: Well, you guys have the decision to make, who will you send to exile?
Mork: CHANTAL.
Jeff: OK, Chantal, pack your things, you'll go to exile.
==EXILE ISLAND (DAY 04)==
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: Oh, I got sent here, this is so not my place, I am so scared.
Chantal: Well..."The thing you seek is found in a stream where rock is placed providing the place for the thing who could save you"
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: I guess there are lots of Mosquitoes here, I need to build shelter.
Chantal: I hope it doesn't rain...Oh my goodness.
<It rained>
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: I am all wet, I don't know what to do. Damn Mork, I will put him to exile if I get the chance!
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 04)==
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: Alex won the challenge...to give us some damn pesky rats, My God.
<Rhino are killing the rats>
Rhino: I am gonna eat you!
Alex: Rhino, don't kill my rats, they're my lovely one.
Rhino: Rats are meant to eat and not pee in our little shelter.
Alex: Whatever, Rhino, when you kill them, you kill the hopes of all animal-lovers.
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: C'mon, rats are rats, they aren't snake, the nature intended is for the snake to eat the rat and not keep them alive, that will be my strategy this game, Alex is the rat, I am the snake, and I will eat Alex, that's how nature intended it to be.
<Pepsi, Jack and King are sunbathing>
Jack: Hey, so Alex and UT offered us some alliance.
King: Yeah, I don't know who to trust.
Jack: Nobody came up, but we know East is playing all sides available.
Pepsi: Yeah, he is really dangerous, but he is so strong.
King: I know, we need to let him stay.
Jack: No, he is playing all sides! We need to get rid of him if we ever lose.
Pepsi: Well then, I guess <Pepsi heads out to the sea>
King - CONFESSIONAL: I don't really support Jack's decision in eliminating our strongest member.
<Mork and East head off somewhere>
East: Mork, if you wanna stay, we need to blindside King.
Mork: What? I thought it is Alex.
East: Trust me, I wouldn't lie.
Mork: Are you sure we got majority?!
East: I am sure, I got Section, Llb and you got Rhino, we're the fantastic five.
Mork: Very well, then!
East - CONFESSIONAL: I really like giving these people jigsaw puzzles.
==KASONU TRIBE (DAY 04)==
Lilly - CONFESSIONAL: This tribe is so divided, I don't think we'll ever win a challenge.
<Rippy, out of nowhere, fainted>
Lilly: RIPPY! HELP! HELP!
Millie: Oh what happened!
Lilly: Give us water!
Millie: Alright!
Lilly - CONFESSIONAL: It's really scary.
<Millie and the whole tribe gathered>
Millie: Lilly, this is the water.
Jenani: What happened?!
Lilly: He fainted.
Likely: Oh my God.
Rippy: Uh...where am I?!
Lilly: You fainted.
Rippy: Thank you guys, I thought I was in a place where there are harmonic orchestra and burning pianos.
Lilly: Where the hell is it?!
Rippy: I thought I was in Limbo.
Jenani: Good thing you woke up.
Rippy - CONFESSIONAL: I am not done yet in this game, thank God I lived.
<Tom and Vessa immediately hiked to the forest>
Vessa: Looks like Rippy and Lilly are close, with Jenani and Millie.
Tom: I know, I think Chantal is wishy-washy.
Vessa: I could get Chantal on our side.
Tom: We need to have the upper hand in this game.
Vessa: I promise, we will be on our peaks of the game once we got rid of them.
Tom - CONFESSIONAL: What Vessa plans is really good for me, it is up to Chantal holding my fate.
<Jenani talked again about her profession>
Jenani: Hey Likely, Did you know I wore 17 layers of earrings?!
Likely: Nah.
Jenani: Hey, do you know I am on a cover of Vogue?!
Likely: Nope.
Jenani: How could you not remember me?!
Likely: Because, Simply, I don't know you.
Jenani: FUCK THIS PLACE, NOBODY KNOWS ME.
Likely: Don't be like that, don't screw your alliance.
Jenani: By alliance, do you mean, we could be one?
Likely: We start out small ^.^
Jenani: Good thing indeed.
Jenani - CONFESSIONAL: Atleast I have an ally on my side, not like before when I am all alone.
==MAHABI TRIBE (NIGHT 04)==
King - CONFESSIONAL: Instead of 4, we have almost 10 alliances out there, who stab who is not the thing I know.
<It rained again>
Mork: Why does it happen all the time?! Our fire is gone!
Alex: I can't make fire!
Mork: Well then, our tribe maybe strong, but we don't have the skill in building fire.
Alex: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
Mork: I hate you, I won't like to even stare at you.
Alex: WHATEVER, IMMA CHOP YOU WITH MACHETE.
UT: Stop guys, stop.
Mork: GO AHEAD, CHOP ME!
UT: Oh my God.
Alex - CONFESSIONAL: I can't stand Mork I don't have the guts to even stare at him for 2 fucking seconds.
Mork - CONFESSIONAL: I don't care what East says, Imma vote whoever I want.
==EXILE ISLAND (NIGHT 04)==
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: The worst part is not knowing how the tribe is now doing.
Chantal: Lalala, the rain goes through the shelter I built, lalala
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: I have no idea how hard it is, this is really bad, I wanna go back to my tribe fast.
==KASONU TRIBE (DAY 05)==
Millie - CONFESSIONAL: I miss Chantal, I hope she's Ok.
<Chantal returns>
Chantal: HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vessa: Hey Chantal!
Millie: I missed you so much.
Joe: Hey Chantal!
Chantal: Guys, well, I don't have the guts to search for an Immunity Idol so I choose the comfort thing.
Vessa: Wow, you should have tried.
Chantal - CONFESSIONAL: I tried to hide the fact that I did have a clue and I'm gonna be selfish *evil laugh*
<Chantal asked Vessa to search with her>
Chantal: Hey Vessa, we'll find this thing together.
Vessa: I am honored to take part.
Chantal: I guess where this is, the stream.
Vessa: Let's go.
<They keep searching and they find one>
Chantal: Found it!
Vessa: Good Job! I have an offer for you.
Chantal: What?!
Vessa: Let us flip to the guys' side.
Chantal: What happened?
Vessa: I heard Rippy talking crap about you.
Chantal: I wouldn't let him pass this.
Vessa - CONFESSIONAL: I can play with tricks, I can play with fire, I can play with anybody and win.
<Tom gets the treemail>
Tom: GUYS!!!! ... "My first kiss..."
Jenani: Oh Do you know I collaborate with Ke$ha too in my song, JEJENANI HO!
Tom: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Jenani: I guess, I'll shut my mouth.
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 05)==
East - CONFESSIONAL: I am sure we would win the coming challenge.
<Llb gathers the treemail>
Llb: "My first kiss..."
Pepsi: Seriously?!
==IMMUNITY CHALLENGE (DAY 05)==
Jeff: Well, First one to kiss me wins immunity! :D
Lilly: Jeffrey, you know I love you but don't be biased against women!
Millie: YOU GO GURL!
Jeff: Whatever, Kasonu Tribe you win Immunity.
Mork: What the fuck Alex, why you didn't kiss Jeff...
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING...
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 05)==
Alex - CONFESSIONAL: I tried my best in the challenge!
<Rhino rants about losing>
Rhino: OH MY GOD, IT IS JUST KISSING HIM.
Alex: Why haven't you done it?
Rhino: Well...I tried my best.
Alex: TRIED YOUR BEST?! I'm done.
Rhino: Whatever.
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: Alex screwed himself so much.
<Mork talks to Rhino>
Mork: We will vote King, he's a threat!
Rhino: OHMYGOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MORK.
Mork: This is our shot to win.
Rhino: I don't care I'll vote someone I wanna see lose.
Mork: Whatever, I will stick to my guns in voting Alex.
Mork - CONFESSIONAL: Rhino votes with his emotion, whatever.
<East tells Section and Llb about what to do>
East: We vote Mork, he's being bossy.
Llb: I rather vote Pepsi, does nothing but swimming.
Section: Me too.
East: You might screw yourself.
Llb: I don't care, I vote those deadweights.
East - CONFESSIONAL: These people are irritating me.
<Alex and UT talked to Jack and King>
Alex: Hey, so who do we vote?!
King: How about East, HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE.
UT: That's the most logical choice.
Jack: I am excited when he goes, he made BIG MOVES wayyyy too early.
<East Overheard>
East - CONFESSIONAL: Oh so they are 5, and my allies are retarded, great.
==KASONU TRIBE (DAY 05)==
Lilly - CONFESSIONAL: I won for the tribe
<Chantal confronted Rippy>
Chantal: Vessa said you talked shit about me.
Rippy: What?! I fainted and I just rest yesterday.
Chantal: I believe Vessa, she's a nice girl.
Rippy: Behind her eyes in an evil intention.
Chantal: Whatever, don't fuck with me, you'll be gone next.
Rippy: What?! So do you flip after we saved Millie.
Chantal: I don't care, don't talk to me.
Rippy: Wait...what?!
Rippy - CONFESSIONAL: Vessa is a sneaky bitch, I don't want girls causing my downfall.
<Rippy talked with Vessa>
Rippy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL TO CHANTAL?!
Vessa: What are you talking about.
Rippy: About you telling her I talked crap about her.
Vessa: I didn't! She just framed me...
Rippy: WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
Vessa: Whatever, Rippy, I don't pick up fights with everybody.
Vessa - CONFESSIONAL: Chantal couldn't keep her mouth shut.
==MAHABI TRIBE (NIGHT 05)==
East - CONFESSIONAL: I went from the top dog, to the underdog in a matter of 5 days...Imma make one last move.
<East told everybody to sleep as he creates fire>
East: Guys, I'll take care of it, sleep now.
Mork: Alright! ^_^
Alex: Don't kiss ass, Mork.
Mork: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!?
East: I said you go sleep, you're wasting every energy
<Everybody slept...East waited for 2 hours>
East: Well, ahahaha, time for revenge, I will take Mork's belt, Alex's anklet, Pepsi's swimming trunk, Llb's necklace, Section's wristband, UT's Boxer, Jack's shirt, King shoe and my own shirt.
East - CONFESSIONAL: A time to frame! ^_^
==KASONU TRIBE (DAY 06)==
Millie - CONFESSIONAL: I got a bad intuition about this day.
<Millie noticed their food being chomped down by insects>
Millie: OHMYGOD! WHO LET THOSE INSECTS IN HERE?!
Jenani: Well...we'll starve.
Millie: THAT SUCKS.
Jenani: I KNOW IT DOES.
Millie: Let's remove those rotten food and hunt more.
Millie - CONFESSIONAL: Those ants has become really annoying.
<Everyone hunted>
<Cuts to Jenani and Likely talking>
Jenani: So, I would love us making merge.
Likely: I am sure I will get majority anywhere I go for now.
Jenani: That's good.
Likely: I know.
Likely - CONFESSIONAL: I wanna be in majority every time, I guess it's gonna do me some good.
==MAHABI TRIBE (DAY 06)==
East - CONFESSIONAL: I hope my strategy works.
<East starts it off by noticing the lost things>
East: Where is my Shirt?!
Jack: My shirt is lost too?!
Mork: WHERE IS MY BELT?! I couldn't wear pants like this!
Alex: My anklet is lost!
Pepsi: My swimming trunk, where?!
Llb: My necklace?!
Section: My wristband?!!?!?
UT: My boxer?!
King: Where is my shoe?
Rhino: I didn't lose anything.
King: Why did you do it?!
Rhino: I didn't!
King: WHAT THE..HOW COME?! WE ALL LOST EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOURS!
Rhino: I really didn't...don't accuse me!
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: I don't know what the fuck happened!
<East talked with Llb and Section>
East: So who do we vote?
Llb: I do think Rhino is getting framed...So I guess Pepsi.
East: Well, I guess.
<Alex and UT talked to Jack and King>
Alex: I will go with Mork.
UT: Me too.
Jack: We should go with East, he's sneaky.
King: I kinda think we should blindside Rhino.
Alex: I think he is framed.
King - CONFESSIONAL: I don't know how this will go, I hope it isn't me
<King talked to Mork>
King: It is pretty much Rhino who did it to us.
Mork: I know but it is hard, he's my only ally.
King: He just wanna cause chaos in here.
Mork: I sure hope not.
<Rhino talked to Mork>
Rhino: You know, Mork, I'll be your ally, any day, any time.
Mork: I know, but this is just mind-boggling.
Rhino: Vote who you think is fake.
Mork: I sure do.
<East talked to Mork>
East: I think it's Rhino, if we keep him we will lose.
Mork: But, I know...I like him.
East: Go with your brains, not with your heart.
<Pepsi keeps relaxing>
Llb: Vote Pepsi, please.
King: Huh?! I am really confused,
Llb: All he does is just lay around, Rarah-ooh-lala
King: Well...I guess.
Pepsi - CONFESSIONAL: I heard my name being talked about, it's really gonna be a toss up.
East - CONFESSIONAL: I have no idea, my fate is up to Mork.
King - CONFESSIONAL: I think I might have screwed up by fighting with Rhino, but no regrets.
Rhino - CONFESSIONAL: These people don't know who did it, I am framed, I hope I could stay.
Mork - CONFESSIONAL: This is it, the tribal council, I literally have no idea who I will vote for.
==TRIBAL COUNCIL (NIGHT 06)==
Jeff: C'mon in guys, in this game fire represents life...blah blah blah, you know it.
Jeff: So RHINO how was this day?
Rhino: It is a trainwreck, THE SCRAMBLING IS WAYYY TOO MUCH.
East: Well, it became too much because you throw off our things.
Jeff: RHINO, is it true?!
Rhino: No it isn't I am getting framed.
King: Whatever, Rhino. WHATEVER.
Jeff: Well, PEPSI, what do you do in your spare time?
Pepsi: I always relax and swim.
Llb: Yeah lazy-ass.
Pepsi: WHAT?!
Jeff: UT, I do think this tribe is broken.
UT: Not only broken but smashed into pieces.
Alex: So TRUE.
Jeff: MORK, how do you feel when I've given you the rats.
Mork: They are pesky!
Jeff: EAST, do you think this vote costs a huge turning point.
East: Yes, they really will.
Jeff: MORK, how will you base your vote?
Mork: On what seems good for the tribe...
Pepsi: Oh shit.
==VOTING==
Llb: <PEPSI> I am doing this for the sake of our tribe.
Section: <PEPSI> Sorry.
Alex: <MORK> I've been waiting to write your name for a long damn time.
UT: <NOT SHOWN> You've been a leader, a bossy one.
East: <RHINO> I am sorry you're the one I targetted, that is only to save my ass.
King: <NOT SHOWN> I dunno why, but you've really pissed me off this day.
Jack: <EAST> You've been slimy, and dangerous, you need to go.
Pepsi: <EAST> You're threatening, you need to get banished early or you'll take control.
Rhino: <KING> You fucked with me, I am only framed, Sorry you gotta go.
Mork: <NOT SHOWN> This is a really big decision, I am really sorry, but you're not that valued here, you made us lose. Sorry.
