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Funny little one liners.

Nov 24, 2008 by sdtronrud
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Comments

twats r like u annoying and sexcist!
Sent by itsmeagain000,Nov 24, 2008
only jokin they r cool :D especially the chocolate 1
Sent by itsmeagain000,Nov 24, 2008
Im insulted by number 13... not all single men are handicapped
Sent by mage71390,Nov 24, 2008
OMG sooo sexist :'(
Sent by Richpaca,Nov 24, 2008
ruude
Sent by Zacharyy,Nov 25, 2008

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