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Spit Or Swallow. Don't Let It Wallow.

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Since Beast Doesn't Return Ma Texts Mar 15, 2013
imageI'm just going 2 eat out Malibu


Yew still want Alisowned's autograph dontcha hun?
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He Was So Close Mar 15, 2013
2 finding out da truth behind da trooth sauce.

Rest in Hollywood M8
BengalBoy
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In Response Mar 14, 2013
image2 Dav_0_79 Attacking Rainbow

I think a ton of ppl on tengaged have squandered da lil 2 no talent dey have by joining games dat demand hours/days... 2 a full week of der tyme in order 2 do well or achieve "status" in da hall of fame (sum cunts do it 4 months at a tyme). Dat could have been spent elev8ing yoself & growing as a person bowth spiritually, mentally, and financially.

Because let's say he did end up finishing his educ8ions and decided 2 1 day sign away his lyfe 2 da United St8s Army just 2 get his dyck shot off in sum middle eastern cuntry by a gurl who couldn't tell da difference between a broccoli and a cauliflower ( Zurks ). Who was just trying 2 protect her goat's virginity frum a shit talking solider who wanted 2 sodomize it ( cheznahuf "Mr. Hands" ). Since da U.S. government refuses 2 issue out standardized d*ldos or fleshl*ghts 2 gays serving in da field of combat and because in a war zone der would be 0 cute guys on grindr looking 2 fill yo ass w/ anythang but bullets in a 100 mile radius - da livestock would be yo only real next choice.

Would ho'ing Rainbow's or any1's lyfe 2 get a top blog sumhow justify yo lyfe choices and xxistance ova his in da grand scheme of tengaged?

Lyke #NoTeaNoShade at yew Dav. We are all very much appreci8ive 4 yew serving on da frunt lines w/ da rest of da cannon fodder of blk gays who are sent in 2 set off a landmines while da rest of da actual trained professionals defend our cuntry. But if and when our tyme cums 2 get sent back home in a bodybag filled w/ our now detachable c*cks; w/ ofc a couple of parts missing...

Will yew or Rainbow - who will be buying artifical flowers frum da trishytrash T$ store 2 place on yo tengaged headstone - get da last laugh?

I guess wat I'm trying 2 say here is while I don't agree w/ Rainbow's outlook on school. Yew and Aqua are da last fuckers on here who need 2b determining sum1s self worth based solely on a high school diploma. Especially since I have skype chatlogs of bowth of yew wishing death upon several tengaged users and ginger haired mods simply because dey lied 2 yew in a rookies or banned yew 4 dropping out an 'N' word. ZEEnon NoelSarah

Lyke maybe we should all take a step back and evalu8 our own choices b4 we go in on a nobody of a cunt lyke Rainbow. Let's call dis tyme: Checking our thighs in da mirrah. :)

TasteTheRainbowBitch I pray dat yew will eventually recuntsider and enroll back in 2 school or at least make plans on getting in2 a G.E.D. program or develop sum worthwhile lyfe skill or trade dat can be yo source of happiness and income. Because if nawt den I will have no problem tearing yew down w/ da otha cunts on here.
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-Aquamarine Slaps Jouix In Da Face- Mar 14, 2013


LMFAO
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Tengaged Horror Story: gLee Asylum Mar 14, 2013

MoreBeastThanYou 0:02
Jouix 0:07 - 0:46 - 0:58
cheznahuf 0:09 - 0:58
PrincessTeePee blogs 0:12
#LMFAO
Pepper 0:25
lemonface 0:28
qwert2 0:33
#OXYGENMASK
AlphaBravo Jubbzy sokerdude7 0:42 (laughing at qwert2)
gagaluv 0:47
2008girl 0:50 (backup vocals)
#LOOOOOL
Oxford Abrogate Etienne Iamkingmac 0:53
heatherbear 0:58
Alisowned lemon5029 1:06
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Hot New Frat On Da Block Mar 12, 2013
imageI hear special tengaged celeb. Alisowned will be joining soon so reserve yo seats while yew still can huns.

http://www.tengaged.com/fraternity/the-sociopaths
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