Like I am trying to find a hookup for tonight, I posted in a local popular hookup site and wrote I am only looking for men under 30 years old. Not even a minute later I have mails from a freaking 47, 52 and 49 year olds, like ughhh respect my wishes you damn grandpas.
My grandparents used to be farmers, among other creatures they had pigs. I made a red dress (no, really it was actually an old rag or sth) and somehow put it on one of the pigs and called it Peppa. Then my grandpa slaughtered that pig and I was watching in the distance, smiling. I hate Peppa pig. &ct=g
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