Top Ten things A Woman Would Never Say
10..... Could our relationship be more physical? Im tired of just being friends.
9..... Go ahead and leave the seat up. Its easier for me to douche that way.
8..... I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7..... Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6..... Please dont throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpit are just too cute
5..... This diamond is way too big
4..... I wont even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow
3..... Wow, it really is 14 inches
2..... Does this make my butt look too small?
1..... Im wrong. You must be right again
