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staymellow

staymellow's blog

  1. omg you can't be drafted after turning 26
  2. why are the design so good
  3. I'm filing my taxes late
  4. WcDonald's Savory Chili sauce with Spicy chicken..
  5. WHY HAVENT THEY UNBANNED SPORTSGEEK12
  6. Happy the chiefs won
  7. Watch mahomes flop
  8. Mahomes is fucking trash
  9. lil jon killed it
  10. OF COURSE I MISS THE DR PHIL HAIR!
  11. Whens that Dr. Phil hair coming up??
  12. waiting for that dr Phil hair
  13. Imagine being a starving orphan
  14. I went to Subway
  15. Time for me to hit up the gym
  16. Why were my employers
  17. I wonder where the molecules
  18. I just want to break up with this girl so badly
  19. It's always the male chipotle employees
  20. I want to hate stingy chipotle employees
  21. Is it possible to eat a crunch wrap supreme
  22. Gen Z is old news
  23. I'm stuck at bars
  24. Abolish daylight savings!
  25. I'm watching volleyball game
  26. How do jazz musicians
  27. What happened to ASMR
  28. How do people in NYC
  29. Some fat lady got into her car next to me
  30. I was scarfing down some chipotle in store
  31. Does every site really need 2fa these days?
  32. My employer was on the phone with our contractor
  33. lol just say ur a Jew supremacist and move on
  34. foursquare was fun
  35. Wallball should have
  36. I was walking down the street
  37. Whats better the cure for cancer or cure for..
  38. Biscoff cookies
  39. As much as men are seen as the bad guys
  40. I've only ate 10 pieces of pizza at this buffet so..

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Imagine being a starving orphan Feb 2, 2024
And someone hands you a warm footlong pretzel from Subway
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I went to Subway Feb 2, 2024
And opened my sandwhich in my car to eat it and I keep smelling cleaning chemicals/hand sanitizer. Like did she clean the bathroom with the same gloves before making my sandwhich? Why is the smell so strong and consistent? Am I supposed to eat this? I don't want to waste food and it doesn't taste weird.
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Time for me to hit up the gym Dec 30, 2023
On January 1st and clog it up for normal gym goers
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Why were my employers Dec 29, 2023
Touting a "Half-Day" at work today and they still haven't left??
Like dude, leave so I can leave

And they asked me to come in early too, which I did. So even if I leave a couple hours earlier, I basically came in a full day.

#scam
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I wonder where the molecules Dec 29, 2023
From my first ever pube hairs are right now
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I just want to break up with this girl so badly Dec 11, 2023
One of my new years resolution is to give me the strength to do it
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