and casted a spell to get rid of the rabies, diarrhea and the beastly bisexuality. And asked the beautiful Princess is she would accept a Mission straight from the King himself. The beautiful princess said yes and the Queen gave her a letter, with her mission written upon it!
All of a sudden the elephant bucked her off his back, took his trunk and started pounding her pussy. She screamed bloody murder, but nobody heard... when it was finished the elephant ran to the city, a member of PETA seen the blood on his trunk (not knowing it was vaginal rape blood) She asked the elephant who did it, the elephant picked her up and brought her to the princess, and the princess asked for help, the PETA member looked at her in disgust and said grab her to the elephant, they brought the princess to the proper authorities. Nobody believed the princess, and so she was beheaded by Ingrid Newkirk on live TV...
Yes just like Kathy Bates in American Horror Story Coven, her head was delivered to her parents house in a box, and when they opened the box she started cussing at them.
The princess was walking down the isle in a white dress on her wedding day next to the king and her nervous stomach started to act up. The princess thought - maybe I'll squeeze out a little fart. The princess tries to fart and dark brown warm goo begins to run down her leg.
The king's obnoxious son says. Whats that smell. I remember that smell.
