(Note: I do not usually write how-to pieces, let alone comedic how-to peices, but this is the only genre i could think of for this type of story so i hope you enjoy :) )
So here I am, tdogg1543, or some of you may know me as Tanner, in what seemed like a normal fasting.. Well, it wasn't. This is "How To Accidentally Cause Drama in a Fasting"
Step 1: Ask for an alliance with a random person you haven't met anywhere else and get rejected.
In the fasting I was competing in, I asked a COMPLETELY random contestant for an alliance. The answer he gave me... NO. Later on in the game I was blamed for asking EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE GAME FOR AN ALLIANCE. Guess who blamed me for that. A contestant who I hadn't talked too privately at all in that game. Like what the frick is wrong with you? How could I have asked everyone for an alliance if I haven't even asked you?
Step 2: Tell the truth and prove it.
I then showed every contestant a screenshot of my Private Messages and told them I had no alliances because the ONE person I asked said no. They said I was lying... THEY SAID I WAS FREAKING LYING. Like I honestly played with the most idiotic cast ever.
Step 3: Be calm and get harassed by the overexcited people.
Next all the excited noobs (not saying I'm not a noob) started harassing me, like seriously, it's just a freaking fasting. Calm the heck down, but anyways I remained perfectly calm trying not too cause anymore accidental drama. Turns out when you're in a cast full of freaking baboon people being calm is considered causing drama. At that point I was on the floor dying of laughter.
Final Step: Be blamed for causing drama and get voted out.
So after that point everyone was yelling at me for causing drama. They were saying how they hate games with drama, because I was causing drama...not them? I ended up getting nommed and unanimously voted out. THANKS OVEREXCITED FASTING PLAYERS!