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here it is the drama script READ, Lsugh, and COMMENT
Scene I
Character Lineup:
Bill: Brennon
Lilly: Jada H.
Nerd: Kory D.
Will: Derrick W.
_________: Dae’Moiya A.
_________: Shiloh
_________: Breanne G.
_________: Cory R.
_________: Brittany D.
_________: Janel E.
_________: Sam H.
Description: In Scene I…we discover the personality behind each actor/actress and his/her significance and stand in the production/play/storyline. Here is where the two thieves meet.
*Scene starts when Lilly enters on the stage, in which Bill is awaiting her to start the day of work. Soon after Janel becomes in view of the audience.*
(cs)Lilly: Good Morning Bill!
(cs)Bill: Good Morning Lilly!!
(cs)Lilly: (turns to see Janel) Good Morning you!
(cs)Janel: What’s so good about it?
(cs)Lilly: (freezes for a second to think) Everything! Oh customers are coming! Happy faces, happy faces!
*Then, Brittany enters*
Brittany: Umm…does anybody know where I can find some diamonds..(breathes deeply) Pleaseee!
Janel: Yeah over there. (monotone voice)
*Escorts her to a booth upstage;both ladies then sit down*
Brittany: So, how many karats are these diamonds? *Leans closer to Janel*
Janel: You know what, I don’t know! All I know is that Wal-mart manufacturers them or has them shipped in and it’s my job to sell it to you at the cheap price of…..five dollars! Yay! (sarcastic tone)
Brittany: No karats, are you serious! Oh my goodness!
*Both Janel and Brittany freeze, then Cory and Sam walk in*
Sam: man I’m getting sick and tired of these geeks!
Cory: why, because you’re too tired to do your homework?
Sam: No, because I had to babysit my girlfriend’s sister..who cried all night! Wimpy 2 year olds!
Cory: Humph..same number as your IQ?
Sam: What?
Cory: Nothing!
Sam: Well….apparently geek boy put his name on my supposed homework!
Cory: You mean you wanted to put your name on his work?
Sam: No..I just wanted to put my name on his work!
Cory: Maybe you should get him back!
Sam: Yeah, I hear they’ve been talking about this ridiculous calculator that can count your brain cells, divide your brain cells, multiply your brain cells, take away and add brain cells, and all that other geeky stuff!
Cory: Yup it’s called the Texas Instrument number 1222222222222222222222……25
Sam: Yeah, I heard it was called the Texas Instrument 1222222222222222222222……25
Cory: Maybe we should steal it!
Sam: Maybe we should steal it!
Cory: hummmmmm(gets an idea) I am an orangutan!
Sam: You are an orangutan!*starts to laugh*hahaha…that was funny
Cory: oh..look here they come…go go go!
*Exit offstage, right wing. Shiloh and Breanne come on left wing*
Breanne: It’s like this new calculator with everything..cool gadgets, cool numbers, cool numbers, cool gadgets!!!(keeps rambling on)
Lilly: may I help you?
Shiloh: (covers Breanne’s mouth..and she continues to try and talk) yes, we are looking for some kind of crazy calculator which we could get for $3.00 somewhere else ,(starts to cock head toward Breanne slowly) but no Missy Missy over here wants a calculator that I’m sure is very expensive!
Breanne: (is able to remove Shiloh’s hand) No it’s not..it’s probably ( Lilly makes her way to the calculator) just 5-
Lilly: Hundred dollars! Yeah is this what you want!
Breanne: Yess butt nooooo…five hundred dollars!
*They freeze as Derrick and Kory come on*
Kory: It’s like this new calculator with everything..cool gadgets, cool numbers, cool numbers, cool gadgets!!!
Derrick: Ok son, I get it! (puts his hands on Kory’s shoulders)
Dae’Moiya: Face it! He’s never gonna stop until he gets--
Kory: (very in a hurry..rushes over to the calculator)
*Dae’Moiya and Derrick rush over. Everybody by the calculators freeze for atleast 5 seconds then commotion erupts*
Lilly: Hey, hey, hey! Now look, there’s only one of these left that just came in from freight. As you can see, they’re pretty popular! Now, this is a display model, this one cannot be bought. I don’t know how we’re going to handle this, but at the end, I want everyone to have….Happy Faces!
Shiloh: Oh DON’T worry, we won’t be getting the calculator anyway! Do you have a job, no!
Dae’Moiya: (motions Shiloh for a hot-five) exactly!
(Shiloh and Dae’Moiya exit the scene together)
Derrick: Well son, maybe next time!
*Exits off the stage*
Breanne: sooo mad!
Kory: I know…it’s only five-hundred dollars!
Breanne and Kory: Well I have a ----
Kory: No you first!
Breanne: ladies first!
Kory: oohhh a little spicy, except when I eat spicy food I have to put my medicated ointment on, because I’ll have rashes on my—
Breanne: Whoa-----tmi
Kory: What I was just going to say face.
Breanne: Ok whatever…….rash guy..look! We might have to...you know…
Kory: Guess what? I don’t know.
Breanne: You know..remove the object from the premises…take it into—
Brendon: Whoa-what do you think you are doing! |Silly| Uh-uh-uh-uh uh-uh-uh can’t touch that! |Serious| Seriously, you can’t touch that..like no chickening around…don’t touch it..you know..just don’t touch it..uhh because if you do, then I’ll be forced to arrest you aand put you in a jail with a bunch of weirdos..not like you won’t fit in(rambles on)
Breanne: Hey!
Kory: shh…(to Breanne) She was just making sure the calculator didn’t have any dust…you know how dirty things can get!
Brendon: (shakes his hips) Well…I think you’re smart enough to dish what I’m eating out!
Breanne: You mean eat what you’re dishing out!
Brendon: That too…you guys have a good day!
Lilly: BILL!
Brendon: And don’t forget to smile..(walks away nervously)
Kory: ok..okk..okk
Breanne: So maybe I should..(reaches for the calculator..lights fade)
Scene III.
Setting: Outside of a restaurant waiting for Breanne
*Shiloh and Dae’Moiya are on the ground level, just ad-libing talk. Breanne walks in from stage left.*
Shiloh: Oh hi sweetie! I don’t believe you’ve met ___________________ before. __________________, _________________, __________________,________________.
Dae’Moiya(extends and reaches for handshake) Hi.
_________: Hi!
Dae’Moiya: Still want that calculator?
_________: (sarcastically) Yes, oh darn! I wish I had got it!
Dae’Moiya: Yeah, well you’re in for a surprise today!
Shiloh: Shhh!!! Don’t say anything! (whispering to Dae’Moiya)
*All of a sudden Janel and Lilly walk by…..*
Shiloh: *stops them in their tracks* Hey! Umm I’m so sorry but I think I’ve seen you two before.
Lilly: (tries remembering) ummm..(light bulb) Wal-mart…oh and there’s the little girl who wanted that strange calculator. _________(Janel) don’t you remember?
Janel: I try not to remember anything from work.
Lilly: *leans to Shiloh and Dae’Moiya* She’s like that all the time! *starts to laugh,Janel slowly turns her head to Lilly and she stops* That wasn’t funny!
Shiloh: So, where are you guys heading?
Lilly: Well I could ask the same?
Shiloh: (starts to chuckle then suddenly stops) No seriously where are you guys heading.
Lilly: Well, we were just walking to the police station to report the missing calculator. You know Texas Instrument number 122222222222222…2……….5
Shiloh: Hey _________________, isn’t that the calculator you wanted?
Breanne: Yeah, or did I? (moves her eyes strangely, starts to act suspicious)
Lilly: Well anyway, we could pause our plans you know!
Dae’Moiya: Ok that sounds great!
*Brittany walks by*
Lilly: (reaches hand out to tap her shoulder) hey I remember you!
Brittany: Umm do you have sanitizer on your hands!
Lilly: Nooooooo!
Brittany: Why are you touching me?
Lilly: Because I know you. Don’t you remember me form Wal-Mart!
Brittany: No you don’t besides your hands are not clean!
Lilly: But I washed them like 10 minutes ago.
Brittany: But that’s 10 minutes ago sweetheart! Is the air dirty?
Lilly: Yes I guess.
Brittany: Are your hands in the air.
Lilly: Yup!
Brittany: Then they’re dirty!
Lilly: I’m from Wal-Mart.
Brittany: Wait I remember you!
Lilly: yeah----
Brittany: Are you Paris Hilton?
Lilly: No.
Brittany: then I don’t know you. Besides, what are you guys doing outside my house?
Shiloh: But it says it’s a restaurant right here.
Brittany: Do I have to explain this again? *gazes at the ceiling*I have a house for sleeping, clothes, shoes, playing, thinking, writing, tap-dancing, money, and eating and drinking!
*everybody’s mouth is dropped*
Brittany: *gazes at eye level* Yeah I know right, I should have two separate houses for that! I practically have all the places in this entire city.
Shiloh: The Bakery down the street!
*Brittany nods to every response*
Breanne: The Grocery Store beside it?
Dae’Moiya: The Mall in downtown?
Janel: The Spa uptown?
Lilly: My house? (thinking to get a “no” response”)
Brittany: Yup! Oh I forgot to tell you I foreclosed it like two minutes ago!
Lilly: (jaw drops look angry and saddened)
Janel: Umm Lilly *imitating Lilly* Happy faces, happy faces remember!
Lilly: Yes, happy faces, happy faces, I am so happy right now…I can just squezze your eyes balls out let them roll in a sewer get eaten by roaches and have it show up in your
1,000,000 million houses.
Brittany: 1,000,001 but whose counting*her phone rings* oh my bad 1,000,002
Janel: whose house was that?
Brittany: Yours (smiling)
Janel: (angry)
Brittany: (straightens up) just kidding! (changes subject) speaking of houses you can go into mine.
Lilly: (cries) but I don’t have a house!
Brittany: Oh yeah so sad..I feel really sorry for you coming from my heart (accidentally points to stomach looks down at stomach ), realizes then points to heart) coming from my heart!
Janel: (clears throat)
Brittany: (fast) Just kidding you can have mine!
Lilly: (suddenly stops crying) yay let’s go to MY house!
*walk into house*
Brittany: Wait, my tools are missing!
Lilly; Wait my tools are missing!
Brittany: and the microwave oven
Lilly: and my microwave oven!
Dae’Moiya: wait..so about this thief thing, who would steal a calculator, a microwave oven, and tools!(confused)
Lilly: I don’t know.all I know is that I have a house!
Shiloh: Who would it be?
Lilly: I don’t know..All I know is that
Everyone: you have a house-we get it!
Dae’Moiya:Umm guys…look umm my husband happens to know some words..that you know…can steal things
*everyone gasps*
Janel: so are you sad that he stole your stuff out of your house
Brittany and Lilly: yeah *Brittany cocks head to Lilly*
Janel: and you’re not happy?
Brittany and Lilly: Nooo
Janel: You guys just made my day! Good Evening! Good Evening! Good Evening!
Shiloh: So what’s the words he used.
Dae’Moiya: Actually it’s kind of a rap and it goes like this!
*everyone looks to the corner…..Lilly looks the wrong way*
Lilly: I don’t see it..all I can see is my new house!
Shiloh: This way!
Lilly: Oh ok!
*Raps*
Breanne: *to her self* if we knew this bit of information it would’ve been so much easier
Shiloh: Oh sorry what did you say?
Breanne: Umm..it couldn’t get any cheesier?
Shiloh: You’re right about that!
Dae’Moiya: Guys I really hope I can trust you, because I wasn’t suppose to tell anybody! I mean seriously please! You cannot tell anybody while we’re in this house?
Lilly: You mean my house? Yeah that what you meant!
*everybody ad-libs “while we’re in this house…ok I won’t tell anybody while we’re in this house!”
Lilly: Well my house needs it’s rest and the food needs it’s sleep!
Brittany: Oh your house doesn’t have any food in it left…yesterday I had the Golden Globes here and Kanye, Beyonce, and Karie Underwood ate all of the food! We should be leaving anyway!
*Lilly pulls back Brittany*
Lilly: You mean I should be leaving yeah, a house without food, who does that? BYE!
Brittany: Hey..but
*The rest of the people make it outside..they suddenly began texting mass messages and calling people and telling them about the rap*
Scene IV.
*Shiloh and Dae’Moiya meet up at Shiloh’s house that night along with Kory and Breanne*
(Shiloh and Breanne wait for Dae’Moiya, Derrick, and Kory)
*She and Breanne are setting up*
Shiloh: Umm…____________
Breanne: Yes dear!
Shiloh: Umm…well I have something to give you!
Breanne: What? What is it?
Shiloh: Umm..I know how bad you wanted that calculator.
Breanne: (nervously) Yeah…yeah..the calculator..completely forgot!
Shiloh: Here! *hands Breanne a box*
Breanne: *opens it, and her mouth drops open*
Shiloh: I know isn’t it great..
*Knock on the door, Shiloh goes to open it, she greets her guests*
Dae’Moiya: Aww you gave it to her, already!
Shiloh: Yup!
Kory: Umm dad do you have something for me?
Derrick: (sarcastically) Yup! *gives Kory a box*
Kory: *opens it and is shocked* A job application?
Derrick: (sarcastically) Isn’t it wonderful? Nice try son!
Shiloh: Well, Breanne we have grown folks business to talk about so you guys can go to your room..
Derrick: With the door open!
Shiloh: And light on!
Dae’Moiya: And don’t even think about closing that window!
Breanne and Kory: Yes Mam, yes sir!
Lights Fade. Kory and Breanne are in Breanne room discussing their operation
Set pieces on stage include a calculator, microwave oven, and a toolbox w/tools.
Kory: So do you feel bad?
Breanne: No..I got me a calculator! Wait 2..yeah buddy!
Kory: That’s not fair! Anyway did you see if the calculator ever worked? Ya know ..the s-t-o-l-e-n one?
Breanne: the what?
Kory: s-t-o-l-e-n
Breanne: the swollen one?
Kory: no!
Breanne: the stool! What are you saying!
Kory: THE STOLEN CALCULATOR! Oops *cover mouth*
Shiloh races in and come to the room
Shiloh: Hey! What’s that screaming going on in here?
Kory: Oh sorry did I do that?
Breanne: Boy what’s the matter with you?
Shiloh: Umm Breanne why do you have two TI calculators?
Breanne: uuuhhh
Dae’Moiya becomes in view of the audience
Shiloh: Did you give your nerd son a calculator? No offense!
Dae’Moiya: Believe me, don’t worry about it! And no---I didn’t!
Breanne: I can explain!
Dae’Moiya: Since when did you let your child have a microwave oven?
Breanne: Ummm
Derrick comes to the scene and is in view of the audience (house)
Derrick: Hey, is that the same display calculator!
Breanne: no
Kory: How did you know?
Breanne: (smacks teeth at Kory)
Derrick: I don’t know either I’m physic or the price tag is still on the front that says display model!
Kory: Look I can explain—
Derrick: no need to-----wait is this the girl you were talking about? Is this your girlfriend?
Kory: Dad!!!
Derrick: nice Job son!
Dae’Moiya: Will!
Shiloh: Breanne Battle Renee Anna Nani Elizabeth the third!
Dae’Moiya: You remembered that?
Shiloh: No, just the initials where’d you think we get Breanne from?
Dae’Moiya: that was smart..i just call mine Nerd! Instead of a silver spoon it was a pair of glasses and tiny numbers imprinted on this forehead!
*they both are in awe remembering birth*
Derrick: girls!
Shiloh and Dae’Moiya: Sorry!
Breanne: Look mom I’m so-
Sam and Kory are climbing through her bedroom window
Sam: Umm this is awkward!
Cory: I told you this would happen!
Sam: Man I told you this would happen!
Shiloh: Umm what do you think you’re doing!
Cory: I don’t know!
Sam: Yeah what he said!
Shiloh: Are you two in this as well?
Cory: Yes!
*Sam remains quiet*
Cory: Oh so this is the one time you don’t copy me?
Sam: So what now!
Shiloh: *still shocked* Leave! GET OUT!
Sam: Can we use the door this time?
Cory: yeahhh!
Shiloh: No! Wait what were you doing anyway?
Cory: We heard they were stealing a calculator and we anted to steal it from them and yeah that’s it!
Sam: we’ll just be leaving
*hops out window..supposed to be a random moment*
Breanne: Everybody! GOSH! Since neither of our parents couldn’t afford the calculator, me and rash guy stole it.
Derrick: Hey rash guy..
Kory: Yes, Sir!
Derrick: you know that medicated ointment you put on your buttox every night for burns and rashes!
Kory: Yes!
Derrick: Yeah, when I’m finished with you….
Kory: Oh no dad please!
Derrick: Don’t worry you could buy thousands of ointments when you give back the calculator and give me the reward for supposedly finding it!
Dae’Moiya: Will!
Derrick: What we have to get him through college and everything!
Dae’Moiya: No-
Derrick: What if we’re talking wedding ring!
Dae’Moiya: I don’t wanna marry you!
Derrick: Don’t think about me, think about the ring!
Dae’Moiya: 20 karats?
Derrick: Yup
Dae’Moiya: (to Kory) yeah I don’t think you remember but you found it (Derrick starts to help out with explaining)
Shiloh: EVERYONE! STOP! So you stole Bre? I really thought I taught you better than that! I thought I was a great mother, no no Bree wouldn’t do this! But look, now my own daughter is turning against me! She’s a thief!
Breanne: No mom please-
Shiloh: No, don’t say that! When you see Breanne tell her I miss her! Tell her I need her to comeback, tell her this is not her! That this is a shell she’s ready to molt and be free! Now (starts getting shaky in the voice) look in my eyes and tell me you didn’t do it!
*Lilly comes barging into the house and finds her way to Breanne’s room*
Lilly: Who wants pizza!
Everyone shushes her!
Lilly: oh sorry!
Breanne: Mom I-I-(forces back tears)
Shiloh exits the stage. Smacking comes from the left wing! Lilly is eating her pizza, and everyone turns to her!
Lilly: oh sorry! This is gooooooood!
Dae’Moiya: Kory come here! Get out and go to the car!
Derrick: Pick a sturdy branch please..Thanks! Look honey I’m leaving!
Dae’Moiya: Yeah me too!
They leave and Dae’Moiya comes back on to speak these words then exits
Dae’Moiya: look I know how you feel, all I want to say is make it right!
Lilly starts to come where Breanne is.
Lilly: Pizza?
Breanne: (shakes head no)
Lilly: look, I know how hard it is for you to hear your mother say those words! But sweetie, she doesn’t mean them, not all of them! She’s just very upset right now!
Breanne: My act of stealing was not of a proper etiquette. In doing so the social networking of people who relied on my being has been devastated. I am now ashamed and will hide my face from the shadows of evil with great depths that bury deep inside my soul!
Lilly: Whoa- slow down honey with the big words there!
Breanne: Oh I’m sorry, I guess what I’m trying to say is that; If I was her I wouldn’t want me as a daughter either!
Lilly: No look don’t say that! She loves you, honey she loves you. It’s just that this blindsided her completely. Complete 180! I mean like the ball is upside down, the hat is flipped over, the
Breanne: *interrupts Lilly’s speech with a chuckle*
Lilly: What am I funny? Do you hate my peppiness?
Breanne: No, it’s just fine!
ATTENTION: LILLY will ad-lib words at this point.
Breanne: Well does that mean I’m getting arrested?
Lilly: Yup
Breanne: (gasps)
Lilly: No, I’m just playing.
*they both laugh*
Lilly: What you will do is return the calculator! And oh your little boyfriend isn’t off the hook!
Breanne: He’s NOT my boyfriend!
Lilly: I think he likes you, I think you like him!(sing-song voice)
*they both laugh*
Lilly: Besides where did you get that toolbox?
Breanne: That lady’s house! To try and charge the calculator!
Lilly: and the microwave oven? Did you use it to heat up a wire or refuel a battery!
Breanne: naa-we just got hungry!
Breanne: So what now? Do you take me to the police officers?
Lilly: I have a better idea-
