Step 1: If offense and play don't work, try another type of blog
Step 2: Have/Get friends
Step 3: Be an attention whore
Step 4: Say you're going to get off of tengaged FOREVER (but you have to make it dramatic or else it's not funn-i mean profitable)
Step 5: watch all of your friends comment "omg I'm gonna miss you" and the "haters" say "you'll be back in 24 hours"
Step 6: get all the T$ moneys from comments
Step 7: injai
Disclaimer: THIS IS A JOKE. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
