Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Shit Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: Can you believe this shit?
