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The Top Ten Inanimate Objects of Big Brother 11!

Aug 19, 2009 by wegie
imageFor the past few days ALL we've been seeing in blogs is people's ranking of Big Brother 11 contestants. That is so boring and brain numbing, I've decided to rank something else from Big Brother 11 - Inanimate Objects! They're the real stars of Big Brother!
#10 - The Speakers Around the House: These lovely creations fixed to every single room in the big brother house allow us to hear the incredibly monotone voice of "big brother." If that isn't enough occasionally we're graced by Allison Gronder's loving and caring voice.
#9 - Julie Chen's "Whale Dress": Did anyone catch the dress Julie Chen was wearing last Thursday's show? It was the most ugly thing I've ever seen in my life! It looked like a black potato sack and because Ms. Julie Chen is pregnant, it unfortunately made her look like a whale.
#8 - The Pool Table: This is where a lot of conversation happens in the game and of course sometimes it gets heated. For instance, when Chima through her water on to Russel! Jeff, Michele and Russel seem to be the ones around this table the most. Which unfortunately, doesn't cause much drama.
#7 - The Slide in the Pool Room: This slide makes me giggle because every time I see it, I hope someone will attempt to slide down it. My best bet I think would be Lydia when she's drunk. Although, Lydia seems stupid enough to do it when she's sober.
#6 - Chima's Hair: This was the biggest thing I've ever seen in the history of Big Brother until I saw Julie Chen's Whale Dress (See #9.) I really am Dying to know what type of animal is living in there. I also question if this is her real hair, if not, she's needs to buy a new weave.
#5 - Casey's Banana Suit: This suit gave this man incredibly bad luck, I mean he got back doored and then evicted. He went out with a bang though because that Banana suit gave him some fighting power! "Go Make Jessie a Sandwhich," I lol'ed for quite some time.
#4 - Ronnie's Tears: These are perhaps the funniest objects in the history of Big Brother! These were produced by a sad Ronnie after a VERY threatening Kevin chest bumped him. When bottled these are called "liquid laughs in a jar."
#3 - Michele's Glasses: These glasses PERFECTLY complete her dorky persona. Everytime I see her wearing them it makes me happy cause I'm like "there's my geek Michele!" Unfortunately, she hasn't been wearing them very much recently. 
#2 - Dae Yum Yum: This stuffed unicorn was the star of Sunday's episode. Without this plush toy of goodness that episode would have been a serious bust. I think everyone really wants to have their very own Dae Yum Yum. Seeing Kevin punch it multiple times and Lydia having a shit fit also made this little unicorn GOLD!
#1 - Chima's Mic Pack: This Inanimate object received a shortened life but luckily it had an exciting life. Basically, Chima was like "F this" and threw her mic into the pool. Which eventually started her rampage leading to her expulsion. What this little mic taught Big Brother for next season is priceless - Use waterproof Mics.

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i lold.
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Aug 19, 2009
<3 Dae Yum Yum.
Sent by TheGreatXL,Aug 20, 2009

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