I was wiv two of my pals: Alx and Kez. We were getting drunk and stoned on the way to a big party and I was well stoked to get there. Kez was drunkedly texting her other friends, while Alx and I couldn't stop laughing. We were in shambles, crying wiv laughter. The sidewalk was like a mountain as we made our way uptown in the city of Brooklyn. Why Brooklyn? I donno, there's no real middle ground between where I live n where Kez lives, the UK. So, am jus picking it because its in the song am listening to. OK get off my back mum.
Well, this party was going to be huge. Everyone from all over the world was coming over to attend it. It was going to last five incredible days and blow the minds of five thousand youth. Adults were welcome too, of course, jus not parents. "Don't let your mum come to this party" the fliers clearly read.
As we made our way to the large mansion-like house, a woman came outside to greet us. It was the host of the party, Emmaleigh. She smiled and extended her hand to us. I shook it first, still laughing at Kez's drunk texting earlier. She'd written "Im goan ot a pryat" as opposed to "I am going to a party". The drunk shook the host's hand next, followed by Alx, though he had to put down his glass of chocolate milk before he did.
Smiling, Emmaleigh showed us the way inside. The doors opened and it felt like the TARDIS from Doctor Who, much bigger on the inside. Every respected person on the site was here, even some who were borderline respected. Laura and Dav ran up to give us some hugs, laughing as well and throwing up their drinks as they saw us enter. Emmaleigh stood in the center of the living room.
"Let's play a game of Never Have I Ever" she announced to the people in the living room.
This would be the biggest game of Never Have I Ever in the history of the world. Understandably, some people wouldn't be able to make sense of the rules, but we'd all be playing. The couch must av seated 815 people, but we still had a load of room. The host gave us all drinks and sat us down.
"Never have I ever been arrested" I began.
Joel took a quick swig of his drink. The game continued on like this for hours, until everyone was too drunk to remember what we were playing. That is, everyone except for myself and krisbliss, the purest and most beautiful girl of tengaged. I didn't know how it ended up like this, I was one of the younger people at this party but I never knew I'd been this innocent to things. I had to get drunk before krisbliss, so I could have abiva respect. There was only a little left in my cup and I had to ask something I knew she wouldn't drink to.
"Never have I ever punched anyone in the jaw" I said. Of course, she didn't take a drink. It was her turn now. I waited long and hard. Everyone else around us was either falling asleep, throwing up or watching intently.
"Never have I ever been high" she said. I laughed, being high already. Quickly, I finished my drink and did a quick vistory run around the living room couches. Soon after, I passed out beside Nicolette and Whip.
The best game had been played tha night, and no other game would ever rival it ever again.
I was wiv two of my pals: Alx and Kez. We were getting drunk and stoned on the way to a big party and I was well stoked to get there. Kez was drunkedly texting her other friends, while Alx and I couldn't stop laughing. We were in shambles, crying wiv laughter. The sidewalk was like a mountain as we made our way uptown in the city of Brooklyn. Why Brooklyn? I donno, there's no real middle ground between where I live n where Kez lives, the UK. So, am jus picking it because its in the song am listening to. OK get off my back mum.
Well, this party was going to be huge. Everyone from all over the world was coming over to attend it. It was going to last five incredible days and blow the minds of five thousand youth. Adults were welcome too, of course, jus not parents. "Don't let your mum come to this party" the fliers clearly read.
As we made our way to the large mansion-like house, a woman came outside to greet us. It was the host of the party, Emmaleigh. She smiled and extended her hand to us. I shook it first, still laughing at Kez's drunk texting earlier. She'd written "Im goan ot a pryat" as opposed to "I am going to a party". The drunk shook the host's hand next, followed by Alx, though he had to put down his glass of chocolate milk before he did.
Smiling, Emmaleigh showed us the way inside. The doors opened and it felt like the TARDIS from Doctor Who, much bigger on the inside. Every respected person on the site was here, even some who were borderline respected. Laura and Dav ran up to give us some hugs, laughing as well and throwing up their drinks as they saw us enter. Emmaleigh stood in the center of the living room.
"Let's play a game of Never Have I Ever" she announced to the people in the living room.
This would be the biggest game of Never Have I Ever in the history of the world. Understandably, some people wouldn't be able to make sense of the rules, but we'd all be playing. The couch must av seated 815 people, but we still had a load of room. The host gave us all drinks and sat us down.
"Never have I ever been arrested" I began.
Joel took a quick swig of his drink. The game continued on like this for hours, until everyone was too drunk to remember what we were playing. That is, everyone except for myself and krisbliss, the purest and most beautiful girl of tengaged. I didn't know how it ended up like this, I was one of the younger people at this party but I never knew I'd been this innocent to things. I had to get drunk before krisbliss, so I could have abiva respect. There was only a little left in my cup and I had to ask something I knew she wouldn't drink to.
"Never have I ever punched anyone in the jaw" I said. Of course, she didn't take a drink. It was her turn now. I waited long and hard. Everyone else around us was either falling asleep, throwing up or watching intently.
"Never have I ever been high" she said. I laughed, being high already. Quickly, I finished my drink and did a quick vistory run around the living room couches. Soon after, I passed out beside Nicolette and Whip.
The best game had been played tha night, and no other game would ever rival it ever again.