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Funny Blonde Joke Mar 13, 2010
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"

"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."

"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
Points: 61 5 comments
As Much As People Hate Peeps Mar 13, 2010
He's gonna win Stars.

We all know it.
Points: 30 2 comments
In Your Address Bar Mar 13, 2010
When you type in "t" what's the first thing that comes up? [TENGAGED]





*expects meaningless answers like Toomanyhoes.com*
Points: 30 4 comments
Vote for ALFIE :] Mar 13, 2010
imageMost people don't know him, but he is an A M A Z I N G person and player. If you don't know him, you will if he gets into Stars 71.

http://www.tengaged.com/group/2170/poll/stage-1-poll-15-22760
Points: 10 0 comments
I am a newb right? Mar 12, 2010
I have played Stars 39 and 52...it's been a while.

Vote me, k? Thanks.
Points: 8 3 comments
OMG, Mar 12, 2010
Why so serious people?
Points: 19 2 comments