now...i've always thought that eating booty was disgusting. and i don't just mean eating booty, i mean...sucking out the farts, burping the farts, sucking her queefs, and shit.... my homies were talking about it today. he was like "i booty suplexed my girl...that shit smell like peach and body works" i was like "...you vile human beings. they were drinking juice in my house, USING MY CUPS. I DEAD ASS THREW THOSE GLASS CUPS SO QUICKLY ONTO THE FLOOR, MY MOM CAME IN AND HEARD THE NOISE, SHE TOLD MY FRIENDS TO LEAVE. NOW IM STUCK WRITING THIS BLOG ALONE....anyways. i decided to experiment on what eating ass would be like. i went outside and found this baddd chick. she had to be 5'0, lightskin, curly hair (most likely a weave i dunno) and i overheard her on the phone talking to a friend she was like "i need a boy whos dark skin, eats ass, and can fulfill my sexual fantasies" i was like oh word? that sounds like me! so i went up to her, spoke to her, got her number, took her to my base as my mom was at work. this bitch wanted to watch some disney films before we engaged in sexual intercourse. what typa shit is that? c'mon b....you dead ass? she started putting on some marvin gaye as we made love. i was like "yo this is mad corny son." i began to eat out her vaginal area. she cleaned up well for a dirty bitch. i was about to eat the booty, until i recalled a video called 2 girls 1 cup. i almost regurgitated onto this bad lightskin girl. she was getting agitated and threatened to leave my house. now, i was in a tough spot. i knew i had to become a man and eat the ass. so i did it...i ate the ass. she said it felt so good. some hairs came off her ass onto my tongue. i was really about to punch this bitch and slam her on her ear lobe. i had no idea what i was doing. its like i had to fulfill my partners sexual fantasies. this girl wanted me more than she wanted anyone else. i should do what she wants. i mean...honestly, in retrospect, i never wanted a girl to give me oral sex. like...a girls spit all over my private parts? the thought of that brought me sick to my stomach. after we were done, i went through this bitch phone. her "bf" left a message saying "why you angry at me??? cuz i didnt eat yo ass!?!, i bought you flowers, i had family dinners with u, we went for grocery shopping, WE WERE FAMILY!!!!" and man, i felt the presence in my heart. it was saddening. this dude was on the verge of tears as he typed out this message. and i commend him for that. this girl was a bitch anyways. but then i noticed, right there and then...that eating ass is a must. people in society will downgrade it and look at it as "repulsive" but society does the same when it comes to anything they don't like. why should i do what society wants? Jesus Christ, almighty, sculpted bodies for us to use them to the best of our abilities. where it's singing, dancing, working out, playing sports, or performing sexual activities. oh ya, before u call me a delinquent, think about how happy ur partner would feel if u ate his ass! put urself in my shoes.
