Riverdale

What is a chock’lit shop? And, why does it sell burgers?”

“Color me impressed. A B&E with B&V. What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, Betty?”

“Please…I’ve had my seven minutes of heaven with Archie Andrews.”

“Because Archie’s swell. But, like most millenial straight guys, he needs to be told what he wants. So, tell him, finally.”

“Alright. No cruising guys tonight. We both know what goes in those woods.”

“Every town has one, the spooky house that all the kids avoid. Ours was Thornhill, the Blossom family’s mansion, with it’s very own graveyard. And trapped within its walls, like some Gothic heroine, was Cheryl Blossom, who’s still grieving for her beloved brother Jason. Linked in death even as they were in life.”