MARY: The Holy Spirit

3// While coked out on morning television, Andy Cohen unveiled a new series of The Real Housewives. The new series is set to star six women living in [BLANK]!

TOM: Now I know there has been alot of real housewives so I put the new series is set to star six women living in your anus

VELMA: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/736Dpj7yQmQ/mqdefault.jpg
Me.

FANTASIA: they are living in dreadlock. I had a baby out of dreadlock and it was on TV!

JENNIFER: The White House! Donald Trump invited me to see his new bedroom at the White House and he said it’s going to be used for those talented ladies. He said it’s a secret show, and it’s just for him. I really want to give acting a go, so I begged Donny-Wonny to give me a part, and he said he’ll think about it but I have to audition first. Wish me luck!

ALEXIS: I said a house  I've always thought it would be fun to watch people living in their houses and putting in their home security codes

FANCY: Detroit! I was supposed to be on there but all the production equipment was stolen during the contract negotiation, you can’t have shit in Detroit!

LUCILLE: https://vocaroo.com/1lGsiRBhfQco
Taylor: Scottsdale?
Lucille: You disgust me.

4// Facebook recently announced a NEW social media platform just for digital drag queens. Instead of poking, this app lets queens [BLANK] each other!

TOM: Well I don't know if you know this but I have been with a lot of drag queen in my time so I  put they Kai-Kai each other

MARY: Knell for

https://giphy.com/gifs/dazn-usa-dazn-usa-combate-americas-tZNjntA0NRexc902De

well, everyone knows good girls need to kneel to do their business. *licks lips*. TO PRAY you dumb fucking souls.



JA'MIE: Oh my gawd, nobody uses Facebook anymore except for old fat people, that's actually so barro. Hmm.. if I was to guess what those oldies do... I would have to say *turns card* "click their dentures at eachother??"
Omg I'm literally so random with these answers *flips hair and giggles*

VELMA: Wait wait Taylor, I can't find my dropped my glasses, help me find them
Taylor: I'm sure they're here somewhere
Velma: I'll check the floor
Taylor: Oh Velma, I think your glasses is on your.. asses
Velma: Glasses, asses, both belong on my face Anyways, facebook should allow queens to use tongue
Taylor: Use tongue?
Velma: Two in the jinkies, and one in the stinkie

ALEXIS: loud beep Taylor-Jo... this is Alexis Neiers calling. I'm calling to let you know that I said the app lets queens MESSAGE each oth- the voicemail cuts out FUCK

FANCY: KILL each other, Taylor. *pulls out gun* Is Mad Madge here? Where is that bitch at?

LUCILLE: I don’t support drag queens
Taylor: How come?
Lucille: https://voca.ro/18zuureJcfkc

and now it's time to bring this game to a close with our last question...

5// Dumb Didi is SO dumb, she tried using a [BLANK] to brush her teeth!

MARY: Chaplet

what can I say, dumb is just her personali---- *water brakes* OH - OH NO--- WAIT, EVERYONE STOOOOOP!!!! JESUS 2.0 IS COMING OUT RIGHT NOW, I JUST GOT PREGNANT AND NOW THE BABY IS BORN!!! OMG *cries and faints and dies*

JA'MIE: *Flips card to reveal... nothing?!*
I've just been informed there is NAUR CASH PRIZE. YOU LITERALLY WASTED MY TIME FOR NOTHING!!! I'm getting out of here. *She kicks over her chair on the way out* Fawk my life.

FANTASIA: The only things I’ve ever let in my mouth are toothbrushes and other peoples husbands, so I’m gonna guess that’s the answer. Did I win?

VELMA:

FANCY: Erm….a pernicious?

LUCILLE:
*Lucille looks around at the camera crew*
Lucille: https://voca.ro/1cMrLKTK0RYT

ALEXIS: copies off of Q's card while she's not looking I said she tried using a...
Lucille looks around at the camera crew
Lucille: https://voca.ro/1cMrLKTK0RYT

Well, it looks like that's all we have time for today!

Thanks for joining us today, and don't forget to spay and neuter your pets!

//RUNWAY WILL BE POSTED LATER THIS EVENING