Maui Wowwy, Challenge #3
THE COMMERCIAL/PRODUCT:
https://clyp.it/vx4dl3hs (Script Format:)
Tired of those on stage embarrassments? Duct tape leaving your edges looking IMPOSSIBLE to fix? Swung your head too hard and your hair flew out the window causing a crash between a 90s African American Pop Star and a poor unfortunate soul? Fret not, I can turn your plain yellow pumpkin of a head into a carriage so that you can SLAY at your next ball. It’s possible!
Hi, I’m Maui Wowwy, and yes, you CAN blame it on the alcohol. I’m with my new product here to revolutionize the Drag World. Unclockable Ziplock Technology Lacefront Adhesive Strips. My Unclockable Ziplock Technology Lacefront Adhesive Strips are made with my patent pending SHOOC technology (Seismic Handling OsteoOrbital Clips) that lock in your wig without harming your edges. It’s an alternative to harmful lacefront damages (Right, Brandy?). It’s easy as 1 2 3. It’s possible!
1. Surgically insert the bottom zip lock into the orbital bone.
2. Allow 6 to 8 weeks for healing
3. Attach the adhesive end of top ziplock to the lace
Remember just surgically insert, heal, attach and shake the SHOOC technology to lock in that unlockable hairline! Don’t get read by an ailing struggling pop star, IMPOSSIBLE! Buy Unclockable Ziplock Technology Lacefront Adhesive Strips with SHOOC technology today! IT’S POSSIBLE!
THE RUNWAY:
http://imgur.com/a/iFtnh I'm serving Fairy Godhoe, coming to serve you a fraudulent product! Be careful what you wish for bitch!
