...moving on!
Moaning Mary moans so much, that during sex, her boyfriend ____________.
Tila: I know like everyone *obnoxiously gestures my hands around the other girls* knows that I do swing both ways, I do love me some female lizard-people & male lizard-people, there's nothing wrong with that, Marie. So I wrote "Kicks her and Dani [A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila (Season 1) runner-up out of his bed." EQUALITY, IT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI DOESN'T WANT.
Hillary: Mary sounds like a nice woman, so I said that her boyfriend realizes that he can't do better than her. :)
Host: Say, Hillary, you know a lot about men and sex. Bill and Monica Lewin-
Hillary: Oh that thot? Don't make me get.. turns to camera da hot sauce in my bag, swag swag swag... turns to other camera On November 8th, help me become, as Charlie Chaplin once said, "Winning!"
Host: Okay, that was Charlie Sheen and you did not just quote Beyonce...
Hillary: Mhm, I like cornbread and collard greens, beeyotch.
Host: No wonder you lost to the mutant Phi Phi O'Hara.
Hillary: Oh yes, you best-ah believe it!
Tammy: Caller, he is telling me...he is telling me...the boyfriend is frustraited and seeks STRENGTH. I see it, I see it, He is to plant a seed, start his holy garden to pick god's fruit. His seed...His SEED; A DONATION OF $142. Mail Your SEED sir, and god will give you the strength to overcome your adversity.
Rachel: I can't answer this TayPaul. It hits too close to home.
TayPaul: Aw, what happened?
Rachel: When Brendon and I were having sex. I moaned out another name! And when the baby came out... it wasn't Buh-RENDONS!
TayPaul: Who's baby was it?
Rachel: Here, look at the child:
http://imgur.com/a/dNrzi
TayPaul: Looks like you got one too many chromosomes in there
Whitney: I didn’t answer this question because I couldn’t. But if I had the ability to answer this question, I wouldn’t.
TayPaul: *Takes Whitney’s answer card*
http://sketchtoy.com/67764000 “You know these questions aren’t about you right?”
Whitney: I know what the mainstream media is going to do. Remember, I am EVERY woman, I’m not falling for your tricks.
http://i60.tinypic.com/2r2q3o4.gif Mariah: Her boyfriend moans even louder to out-moan her.
Kennedy: Tells her to shut her ass up! Matter fact I bet Mary don't got a boyfriend cause you can't take her loud ass nowhere without everyone thinking that you called up Whitney on the Ouija board.
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8724011 Tyler: Her boyfriend fucks this pussy.
Betty: Allen probably remembers this, too bad I don't have a ouija board to contact him. I would say that her boyfriend probably chokes her though.