Once I decide to start this (which could be any time, really; it could be later tonight, or it could be in a year!), the entire cast (which could be any amount of people, really; it could be just one person, or it could be seven hundred thousand people!) will receive a mail message from me informing them that the game has begun.

There will then be a topic posted.
All that you must do is post within that topic once per week. That is all. Try to not post more than once (if you post a few times on accident, then that's fine; feel free to converse as well! it'll make this more fun for me). As long as you post at least once, then you will remain in the game. If you fail to post one week, then you will be eliminated.

I may randomly create exciting "lightning rounds", in which the pace of the game is sped up and you must post within the next 48 hours - or, even more exciting, within the next day! Who knows?

If I see at any point that you are banned, then you are automatically eliminated as well.
If you post a new topic, then you are automatically eliminated.

The winner shall receive one (1) gift from zimdelinvasor (which could be anything, really; it could be a pokemon hoodie, or it could be a shitty hair design!) at the time of his choosing.

So, sign up in the other thread, and this will begin whenever I decide that I want it to start.