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Edna Turnblad out of her apartment for the first time in decades, marching for racial equality, big, bloody and beautiful!

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A Marilyn Monroe production if I do say so myself!

WELCOME TO SNATCH GAME!

Q1
The big bad wolf said, ‘I just came from a house where this old lady had the biggest blanks I ever saw.’”

Taylor Ann: Titties!

~Celebrities~

Eliza Thornberry: Gooch
Elvira: biggest hair
Sally Struthers: Rolls of flab
Sharpay Evans: Collection of outdated artists
Khloe Kardashian: Butt, it actually bigger than Kim's I think
Jennifer Coolidge: Boobs and Ass. A wolf invaded my house when i was in Russia,  I wonder if it is the same... oh wait! It called me old! I'm not old! I'm a cougar, Rawr (giggles)
Nicki Minaj: This old lady had the biggest ass I ever saw. It was bigger than mine, and that's really sayin something! Have you seen the junk in my trunk? It's like the size of Africa.
Lagnja Estranga: You know what Ru im going to say Vagina just cause OHKAY *snaps fingers* 
Edna Turnblad: Well, I can tell ya, that guy really did look hairy. And I may be old, but at least he calls 'em like he sees 'em *turns over card - BOOBS*
Marilyn Monroe:  PILE OF PRESCRIPTION PILLS I ever saw.’” Madame, I know the struggles that you go through! 

Taylor got 2 matches from Edna and Jennifer!

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Q2
Batman said to Robin, ‘Don’t ever tell anyone I wear a blank."

Doodyful: Cincher

~Celebrities~

Eliza Thornberry: Fanny pack
Elvira: elvira fan tshirt
Sally Struthers: a rotisserie
Sharpay Evans: a strap on, I mean why the fuck would I get out this suit to do a hooker, bitch get real!."
Khloe Kardashian: A Kardashian Kollection dress....aint nobody need to know he is a drag queen too. So I'm just sat here in this snatch game and I'm starting to notice that TavyiePaul is not wearing any Kardashian Kollection......shame on him *snaps back into reality* Oh sorry about that
Jennifer Coolidge: Bra! But his nipples always come out of it! That's funny cause he fights crime... (giggles) with... (giggles) hard nipples.
Nicki Minaj: Don't eve tell anyone I wear a lacefront. We gotta let the haters think it's all natural.
Lagnja Estranga: I wear A breastplate mama no one needs to know my secrets cause i am WHAT sickening W E R K *glares at the queen next to me* she aint sickening like me RU
Edna Turnblad: Well I like to say, even the best of us need a little help sometimes...
*turns over card - WIG*
Marilyn Monroe:  WHITE PANTIES." It's okay Batman, I do too! Just feel lucky yours don't show when wind blows under you ;) hehehe

No matches oo

Q3
The surgeon said, ‘This man I’m operating on must be a magician. When I reached into pull out his appendix, I got a blank instead.”

Doodyful: Rabbit

~Celebrities~

Eliza Thornberry: a big black dick
Elvira:  a black cat  
Sally Struthers: buffet
Sharpay Evans: em whats an appendix
Khloe Kardashian: Bruce's Ball cause Kris did something with then during their marriage
Jennifer Coolidge: Dildo! But you don't have to be a magician to stick it up there
Nicki Minaj: I got a harajuku barbie. This surgeon pulled me out of the man! Can you believe dat? I am Nicki Minaj Nicki Lewinski Nicki the boss Nicki the one Nicki the only one Nicki the queen. 
Lagnja Estranga: A Penis! GAWRL u know i know what a penis feels like cause i'm as gay as anything OHKAY alright mama ru.
Edna Turnblad: Well what could fit in there???? *turns over card - LITTLE INEZ*Cute as a button.
Marilyn Monroe: ALCOHOL instead.” I need to meet this man! He can operate on me anytime! 

oo no matches again

Q4
There is this "really weird” woman who “keeps her husband in a blank,”

Taylor Ann: a cage

~Celebrities~

Eliza Thornberry: a leash... literally
Elvira:  coffin
Sally Struthers: a fridge
Sharpay Evans: a cemetery, I heard the rent is so cheap!
Khloe Kardashian: in a reality TV show even though they'd been divorced for a year.....weird right
Jennifer Coolidge: Boring show like this! I'm looking at your wife, Tayvie! Get me a cocktail! I can't face this game while sober!
Nicki Minaj: She keeps her husband in a dungeon like a rah rah like a dungeon dragon.
Lagnja Estranga:  A Very Big Cookie jar.. Mama idk where that came from but just go with it I know i got this answer right i'm 110$ confident mama so give me the point
Edna Turnblad: *turns over card - JOKE SHOP* -raises eyebrows- I'm not even gonna say anything.
Marilyn Monroe:  EMPTY HOTEL ROOMS,” Boy do I have history in hotel rooms with my "husbands". hehehe