01) Lil Kim & Sisqo
Oh i forgot how dirty Lil Kim was. I don’t mind Sisqo, but i really am just here for Lil Kim. I enjoy this type of music more now. I did find it repetitive at went on. It takes a lot of licks apparently
02) MUNA
Honeslty, MUNA need to be on standbye for Riot control…. I remember being obsessed with this song when i submitted it, and i was really trying to find something different but catchy and easy enough to win and was shocked with the result. I dont think it has aged particularly well, its a little too on the nose sweetwise but I still like it because it makes me feel nostalgic.
03) Monster High
This is before my time, but it was much better than what i expected. Can we get more Teenie bopper shit like this please
04) The Harmonious Piranha Plants of Super Mario Bros. Wonder
Its was funny to see this in the Lineup, and then i had to listen to it….
05) Britney Spears & Madonna
Could not give two shites about either of these women. This was an alright song then, and is an alright song now…. I’m a bad gay and proud!
06) Celine Dion
Would i ever choose to listen to this song on my own, never!, can i deny that this is a belter, No! Do i care if this gets points from me? No i do not!
07) AMAKA
This was a vibe, it was inoffensive, but still kept my attention
08) Stacie Orrico
I forgot this song existed, again not something i would ever want to listen to again, but yeah it is what is, an okay catch song
09) Ronela Hajati
12th place for this absolute Bop just seems wrong. The end was a bit shit, but i don’t care!
10) School Gyrls
Two half decent Teenie bopper shites in a week… still shite thou!
11) Katya Sambuka
I mean how can this be anything other than Pure Art!
12) Blackstarkids
This was a bop, totally here for it, yass
13) Estelle
I remember not caring much for this song at the time.. But it has developed a cult following since, and yes i can see why
14) a子
Three really good songs in a row, this is gonna be a hard contest to vote for
15) Susanne Sundfør
Oh this does give me the shivers, but in all the best possible ways
16) ROSALÍA
Haven’t listened to much ROSALIA recently, i enjoyed this
17) Bloodline
Great hook to this, i really liked it last time, and i think i enjoyed it more this time
18) Iggy Azalea
It grew on me as it went on, but it started pretty bad..
19) Greta Van Fleet
Its pretty generic for its genre, there was some elements that i enjoyed, but i’ve heard it a thousand times before…
20) Brum
I mean the chorus is quiet nice, and melodies are lovely, but like NO!
21) Ally Brooke & Matoma
She has a nice voice, and i like the progression, its just a little bit basic
22) Hole
Iconic belter that i always enjoy, a solid way to end the contest