01. baby storme - IM SORRY DJDJDD i can't take her seriously did u guys see that tiktok of her saying donald trump was gonna be assassinated n it would cause a civil war... i cant tell if shes psychotic or just trolling. anyways this song is boring wtf.
02. fish leong - this fucking queen. i love a little william orbit wannabe moment like this is so gorgeous and lush. i love the horn sections.
03. the cheap thrills - honestly? this wasn't offensive or anything like it's cute for what it is.
04. roby damian - CUNTQUAKE....i can't tell if it's the visuals tricking me into thinking this is better than it is but i seriously think jesus was seen and heard. this might be the best song of all time. THANK YOU MISSIMOGEN im so happy ur sending good music again
05. omar apollo - i'm not gonna mince words i can't stand this faggot. getting bred by frank ocean was the worst thing that'sever happened to him his last ep was so fucking bad. that said... i really enjoy this oh my god im so mad at myself. god why couldnt i have been stronger. THIS IS GOOD im so sorry to everyone whos ever known me.
06. hitsujibungaku & lucy - TBH i like this band n what ive heard from them but this isn't really doing it for me... like its just very generic indie pop IDK. im njot gagged
07. the vaguely estonian church -
SING ALLONG WITH ME FOLKS!!!!!!
tonight is all about the father and the holy spirit
i'm in my nightrobe and i'm ready to take it off
i grab my crucifix and wrap it around my pussy lips
cause tonight
it's all about the conception of the first born
so breed me god,
i bet the divine spirit's got a big ass dick
so breed me god,
i won't even let my husband joseph get a load of this
cause tonight is all about your load
and i'm gonna take all of your load
so breed me god,
this is mary's ode to you
is it slutty of me that i'm putting out on the first date?
the way i see it i'm just worshipping the lord's cock on a sunday
damn papi you fucked me so good i almost said allahu akbar
i'm changing religions while you're rearranging my insides
so breed me god,
mmfgh FUCK im so close don't fucking stop
so breed me god,
thank you almighty for creating backshots
cause tonight is all about your load
and my big gaping hole is gonna swallow your load
so breed me god,
this is mary's ode to you
thank you god for trusting me with your seed
i shall harvest your sperm and birth the offspring
i'm so happy i get to be your baby mama
and sincerely fuck joseph's small weewee
for as i am forever and always
a handmaid of the lord
...y'all mad.
that was seriously the best song ive ever heard in my fucking life i cannot mince words.
08. fletcher - imagine you're fletcher and you have to follow up the vaguely estonian church... like i would literally withdraw. this is bad but we already knew that, whatever was in the water when she made song of the century cherry feat hayley kiyoko she needs to sip it again. im begging u to serve one more time fletcher. please. dont let reve take ur sapphic crown
09. nora fatehi - i mean objectively this is really bad and shit but its just so fun.... like bitch im bossy. period
10. móry - this is why i can't give up on tsc... cuz these queens come in and out of nowhrre and gag me like where did u come from MÓRY. im bopping
11. girl_irl - this is fun i mean i kinda wish her delivery was snappier but the prod is doing something to my nunu... yasss
12. maude latour - this is actually so fucking bad but it's kind of experimental and fierce if u rly think about it.. it's giving 2015 quirky girl down... this might be the best worst song ive ever heard in my life.. im buying what shes selling
13. adrianne lenker - MELT WITCH MELT. unfortunately i do find this to be very cute and easy on the ears. i can't stop losing in this tsc
14. remi wolf - this send is taking me out ... this old ass song... i mean this is remi wolf on autopilot it's just not very interesting is it. a bit fun i guess
15. estelle fly - category this tsc truly is bad songs that have me moving a bit... like this is so budget but im kinda seeing where she's coming from a liittle... i buy her vision. it's not really good or anything but its nice. she's charli taft's third cousin twice removed
16. lisa marie presley - she outsold her father i guess...
17. artemas - TBH i like his stuff but this is kinda corny as hell... he has a lot better n this just reeks of tiktok corn... but i guess its alright
18. the winner of tsc 548 -
19. tamaeraebi - oh this is a throwback for me. i've had this on my list for a while. i mean it's just very cute n gorgeous n i love the little 80s pastiche sound, it just does something to me. super kyute!!!
20. jax - girl seriously fuck you
21. bluey - this is so fucking gogrgeouss.... LIKE. jazz d'arcy did the thing. Bluey you are the REAL winner of tsc 548 fuck the gossip.
22. tyla - girl don't be boring- that said this is so good. isn t there like a mv for this? IDK Bbut this is lush and really pretty. she deserves the world.