Bawtta Bing has unfortunately had to remove herself from the competition. In light of these events, Ms. Charlize Faux will be getting a SECOND CHANCE! She is now paired with Nineteen. But, with this opportunity, she must work as hard as she can to prove herself to the judges. Good luck this week!

And coming into the ring is... 8TH WAVE!



RUNWAY: http://i.imgur.com/6E2hP36.png
(Kali - left, Sommers Eve Dush - right)

Twenty-five years old. Eighth wave feminism. Two young women would go on to meet online, (particularly at http://veganfeministnetwork.com/ , a proud sponsor of 8TH WAVE. Please donate by contacting us for our Paypal information, and don't forget to like us on Facebook!), and change the face of women's wrestling as it's known. Kali and Sommers Eve after meeting in person and having a few Pinot Grigios, founded 8TH WAVE feminism, which promotes all body types (since 8 is well... thick). During their extensive studies, the two women came across the WWE website. Five belts exist... but only one can be obtained by women. Furious, the two girls formed a WWE wrestling duo and plan on rising to the top. They plan on becoming an unbeatable WWE duo, and then eventually moving on to the men's divisions, where they will win all five belts and redistribute them to the women of America. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, and Shirley Chisholm's coffin are all rumored and expected to receive a belt.

Rumors have also circulated that they have an assassation attack on Bill DeMott, a former WWE wrestler who had to resign after using homophobic and racial slurs. These rumors are neither confirmed nor denied by their representatives.

-THE JUNGLE SISTERS-

It was 1985, the 'golden era' for the wrestling. Two WWE Divas ruled the ring.

Flawless Farrah, a young, beautiful Diva who charmed her fans using her c.u.n.t. (that does not stand for anything). Farrah would often seduce her fans, urging to swallow their not-so-sweet cummies as 'protein to gain muscle-mass'. She was America's #1 Slut.

Then there was Jungle Julia. She wasn't as young or pretty as Farrah, but what she lacked in beauty, she made up for in strength. In the ring she was savage and wild: like she was from the jungle...because she was. Her parents left her at the zoo with her sister and then forgot about her.

Both women were loved by the public... and both women hated one another. Their intense rivalry began shortly after Farrah slept with Julia's then-fiancé, Rough Riding Rodney. Farrah infected him with 'Hairy Tongue Disease'. Once this became worldwide news, Julia was furious, and attempted to murder Farrah by shoving a zucchini down her throat. She was unsuccessful.

At the dawn of the 1990's, ratings decreased. The WWE producers were desperate to increase viewers. To fix this, they stooped so low in creativity that they... paired up the Divas. The public went into crisis. Many of the WWE's most cherished, slimy, greasy fans (Sterling and co.) boycotted the programme by staying home, and devouring their delicious Cheetos.

Farrah & Julia were furious. After being branded the 'Jungle Sisters' for their savage behaviour in (and out of) the ring, they were forced into partnership. Shortly, they realised training would become impossible due to their different timezones and varying levels of ability and skill. They couldn't win any matches. It wasn't long before they were both fired by the WWE after Farrah threw her bloody tampon at Julia after they lost a match. Now Farrah works at Macy's, and Julia is a crack addict.

Why did the producers decide the WWE should be a team sport? WHY?!

Runway w/ Sound: http://gifmaker.cc/PlayGIFAnimation.php?folder=2015120114Z8sJt2kLwJTQbSdONUencI&file=output_8N3R0a.gif&music= class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="500" height="365" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/V3gbKALOD4w" allowfullscreen frameborder="0">

Runway w/o Sound: http://i.imgur.com/YsFwC8v.png

(Nineteen to the left, Ms. Charlize Faux to the right)

Floss and Byzantium have asked for an extension, so they have 24 hours. If you have not asked, please still submit tonight!

Soap and Katie receive the same extension.

An #ElleSquared™ Production

We bring you... THE FOREIGN FORCE (and Diana)!

(Viktoria on the left, Diana on the right)

http://i.imgur.com/67ulohq.png

Diana was sitting across from her boss, Ray Ziercock, in his dusty, cramped office. Between them was a wooden desk with glitter scattered everywhere (Sterling had paid Mr. Ziercock a conjugal visit prior to Diana’s meeting), and Diana’s crumpled, grease stained contract.

“I mean honestly Diana, how do you have a 0-20 record in the ring?” Ray asked, as he held her contract directly above his paper shredder.

“Well, I could try and win, but then I would look like her” Diana said as she pointed to a faded picture of Ray’s mother.??

“Here’s the bottom line: You need to start caring less about your looks, and more about your career and reputation in the ring. Otherwise, your contract will be terminated,” Ray said menacingly. Diana queefed out of pure shock. Her contract couldn’t possibly get terminated.

Diana stood outside of the building, smoking a cigarette, and saw a silhouette coming towards her. As it got closer, Diana could see every tendon bulge in this person’s arms and legs. It wasn’t until this person stood directly in front of her that Diana realized it was a woman. Her teeth glistened the same color as Diana’s golden locks, and Diana could even feel this woman’s tuna casserole smelling breath on her face as she introduced herself.

“I’m Viktoria.” Viktoria stated in her heavy Eastern European accent. “I’m new fighter from Ukraine circuit. I go in through door here.”

“Um, yeah,” Diana said with a sly look on her face. “In fact… They probably didn’t tell you this, but you’re actually going to be my tag team partner! I’m Diana.”

“Okay, but I fight solo.” Viktoria stated, matter of factly.

After intense manipulation, blackmailing, and fake tears, Mr. Ziercock agreed to have Diana and Viktoria as tag team partners, even though Diana was never tagged in. They were known as “The Foreign Force (and Diana).” Viktoria tore booty holes left and right while Diana stood there and looked pretty, like always. She threw condoms to the crowd, and soon became WWE’s advocate for safe sex. Viktoria beat every opponent she had faced, and Diana single-handedly stopped AIDS. Mr. Ziercock renewed Diana’s contract, and it was the beginning to an unstoppable dynamic duo.

Jungle Julia - Nineteen
Flawless Farrah - Ms. Charlize Faux

After the success of an American classic, “White Chicks,” the FBI realized that whiteface was the new wave of espionage.  Before long, these pale petits were all over American media. For example: http://i.imgur.com/Nrkzsrz.png Look at this agent in and out of costume! Haha he died because we revealed his identity for money.

After being informed that the WWE was staging fights for profit, codename agents Floss and B.Z. are sent inside the federation to find out who is the mastermind behind this true evil.. and maybe get fcked by Big E.

Getting into their characters, the agents went by LaKynne McCarty and Bolivia LaPaz- Alexisalexis on stage, and walk out to some random white girls on tumblr’s song.

Theme song: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VDZ70XLApC
Floss as LaKynne: http://i.imgur.com/HM8axvh.gif
Byzantium as Bolivia: http://i.imgur.com/4JBmfvZ.gif

While originally sent to destroy the WWE, the girls soon discovered a greater evil. One wrestler named Nineteen was holding animal fights under the stage! After an early dismissal back in ’04, the would be wrestler ended up making a career out of the cocks she would smuggle under her panties, then under the faux wrestlers! It’s the perfect cover up. Who would suspect a cockfight in the same place where sweaty men roll around in tight fitting costumes?

Will our hero(ines) be able to stop this? Will Lakynne and Bolivia ever learn the words to their theme song? will Viktoria ever learn what toothpaste is? will nineteen ever learn how to read? probably not

I demand Byzantium and floss be disqualified for copyright infringement!! They received no permission to feature my original couture #teamblack piece from my next nana line

I don't see your name on it hoe

Was I just Aria'd?

Yeah except for the high

Taco Bella & Chipotlia are a devilish duo consisting of a mother daughter pair. Taco Bella is a single mother who works hard to promote her sex toy line of including but not limited to 'Vibrating Pussies', Inflatable Dolls, Vibrating Bullets and much more! Taco Bella is also an Author with books ranging from Adult Fiction Novels, to motivational self help books and Non-Fiction Biography.

Chipotlia was welcomed into this world via a public swimming pool where Taco Bella was taking a dip one summer afternoon. Growing up for Chipotlia was not like your average child at 4 years old. When Taco Bella found out her sex tape filmed by a professional porn company leaked, she was devastated and couldn't bring herself together. Chipotlia was looked to for help around the house more, such as lighting her mom's cigar with her easy bake oven. Chipotlia was also meant to prepare the taxes and balance accounts for her mother's business.

4 years after Chipotlia's birth we find ourselves here today where the mother daughter pair are looking to take on the WWE crown. This has been their dream since yesterday to win it all and take out all the other divas. With secret weapons umbilical cord lasso, and placenta red lip stick in their back pockets nothing will stop them!

Entrance Song: https://youtu.be/h53AzPEdku0
Taco Bella & Chipotlia http://i.imgur.com/Mucm5h6.jpg

THE CLAMMORING CLIT MARKET CLASHERS!!

The year was 1968. The United States of America had been integrated and whites and blacks (and either else, who cares about them!) were beginning to integrate into society together!! Long before this however, the white women of the supermarkets had begun to long for ownership of a fruit that could not be plucked from the 99 cent stands.

BBC.

Big. Black. Clits.

All the white women KNEW that from the increased appearances of those dang mulattos, that their men longed for the juiciness of the ripen clitoris. But then, as if a signal from heaven, hope came in the form of a cheap radio commercial: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bs1YMdF7SM

They'd been given a new lease on life. The chance to have a BBC?! How wonderful! They even came up with an organization to support this new miracle soup: White Women for Equaliclit (Hence WWE). However, the BBWs and Foxy Mamas of the black community were NOT having it.

Every morning, when Clit Soup was put on the shelves it flew off until one can was left. Two women: Roxanne "Two Real But Finding Herself Bathed in God's Favor" Jones and Lilly Whitewash every morning fought for that last can of Clit Soup. Every man, child, and woman came to watch.

At first, it became a sign of the racial struggle for dominance, peppered with the ironic spice of the bitter reality that women still weren't equal. But, like most things in this world, it became a way for straight men to exploit women. No one ever won, and they broke all their nails. The fucking end.

Roxanne "Two Real But Finding Herself Bathed in God's Favor" Jones: http://i.imgur.com/sHQOiS8.png
Lilly Whitewash: https://gyazo.com/03441fa51d8454ee032984708e4d0f87