14/07/2011 13:26
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I have just installed lights into all the washrooms, some don't work but when I next empty the condom machine maybe there will be enough in there for new lightbulbs.

NOTICE TO THE GENDER CONFUSED.
Women have been complaining of men wearing girls clothes, using the girls room, to avoid any conflict, please would all cross-dressers use the disabled toilets.

Thank you

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

14/07/2011 15:02
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thanks to krazyjordan7, we now offer perfume at half price to all our users.
the perfume is made up of mixed farts and queefs from the air in the toilets.

Thank you

14/07/2011  17:56
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a shower block has now been installed, using water from the toilets
please all staff take responsibility for the cleanliness of the shower

can I put acid in the shower pipes?

good idea! maybe it will make people stay for a longer shower

making more money and reaching the ultimate goal, get everyone tripping :P

this place is so luxurious :)

Ikr?

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LIKE A BOSS

I added 6 cents to the condom machine

I have a suggestion for the showers, instead of water, we use gas.

If I had a cent for every good idea I had, I'd be six cents off having enough for one used condom.

do you have condom machines in there? I need an XXXXXXS

XXXXXXS why are you making a hot air balloon?