Ja’Mie: Who is this mean Gene? Is he hot? Please tell me he's hot. If he is actually hot, then instead of leaving the toilet seat down, he can let -me- go down.
Megyn:said Jesus wasn't white. How ignorant! My children Lakynn and Barrett and Jed and Yardley and Sally and Paige and Sally-Paige shouldn't be subjected to such lies!
Cruella: Well I have about 101 things in mind but I said, he brings me dots! How criminal
Ann: Mean Gene is so mean instead of leaving the toilet seat down he voted for Hilary Clinton. I don't know Gene personally and I'm sure he's a wonderful person, but the meanest people are meanest to themselves. And you how you know that a person hates themselves? They vote Democratic. Honestly this is why women should not be allowed to vote.
Misty:"He paralyzed my Starmie and then she started blinking really fast and it was SO SAD!"
Kimmy:He puts notes on his medicine cabinets telling me to stay out! The Tanner’s are always leaving notes like that in their bathroom, because apparently looking through those is some kind of privacy issue.
Hilary:doesn't flush the toilet. If you are a victim of witnessing Mean Gene's fecal matter, I can relate to you! I am #HilaryClinton and I am here to flush down the shit of all the presidents preceding me! #Hilary2016
Kellie:I'm awful sorry Cody. I dunno the answer so I just said Mean Gene is so dang mean instead of leaving the toilet seat down he http://sketchtoy.com/65172195
Khia:Gave that dirty Trina bitch Lupus. That’s what you get when you trick, lick, and dick all these Tyler Perry AND Madea ass muhfuckas in Atlanta.
Megyn:well, like most uneducated voters, a vote for the black man contest :) :) :) *seethes into camera*
Cruella:Dumb DiDi? Nonsense! I've already got two perfectly good idiots to take the fall for me.
Ann:Dumb DiDi is so dumb she thought the election was a Charity. Thats why she voted for Obama.
Misty:"A way that new gym leaders are selected. Um, NO BITCH, NO ONE IS TAKING MY THRONE LIKE THAT."
Kimmy:I know Didi, she’s in 3rd period with me! She sits 2 seats down from Joe Gabaroni. She ran one of these elections, it was like 5 miles of biking and swimming or something… so I just wrote “I think she won that election”
Hilary:she thought the election was a funeral for Ann Romney. Don't worry DiDi... I know she called your house fifty times, but Republicans don't care about YOU! #Hilary2016
Kellie:I actually know this'n! I said Dumb DiDi is so dumb she thought the election was a http://sketchtoy.com/65172224
You: Did you mean ballot?
Kellie:Is that the one with the dancin'?
Khia:Well imma be real wit yall… whats an election? Is that like when I got an election letter cause my house got foreclosed on?
Ja’Mie:Well Agnes sounds like a dog name so it doesn't surprise me that she's gross. Anyway, I wrote that even 'The Boarders' run away from her. Basically they're these
Megyn:Obama, because he is a SON OF A BITCH WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO KENY- *Camera pans right*
Cruella:That witch Agnes is rather ghastly, I said even even the dog catchers run away.
Ann:Ugly Agnes is so gross that even Black People run away from her. You have to be really ugly to have a black person run away from you. You know what Agnes needs? A gun. Guns solve everything. If I was Agnes, I would have a gun, and any black person who looked at me funny would get one shot in the leg. It may be awful but since I'm white the laws don't really apply to me.
Misty:"Even Psyduck runs away from her. Which is pathetic because Psyduck doesn't even know where he is half the time."
Kimmy:I wrote “Chris Caprecio from 6th period” he’s the most disgusting person I know; he even has chest pimples.
Hilary:Palin run away from her... and that bitch runs for anything! This country needs a democratic queen, not a product of Republican incest! #VoteHilary2016
Khia:Ima say Amber Rose.She let two ugly rappers nut in her, but maybe this time she’ll have some self respect? Or maybe she’ll find out that Ugly Agnes is actually Hepatitis Harry. Like I said yall, Tyler Perry… and Madea.
Ja’Mie:Anyone with the name Jay is probably some crack-addict bogan so with that said, he probably owns a Hello Kitty iPhone 3 case or something. He seriously sounds SO povo.
Megyn:wow Jay is a really cute girl's name :) anyway I said lunchbox!
Cruella:Hello Kitty, you say? You know I live for fur! Does she come in Medium?!
Ann:Gay Jay is so gay he even owns a Hello Kitty ______. Well Ru I just wrote a Period. Because any man who has a Hello Kitty ANYTHING is clearly a man who hasn't accepted jesus in their life and should be converted to heterosexuality. Gosh, sometimes I just think the world would be a better place if everyone was Christian.
Misty:"Bicycle. WHICH BY THE WAY ASH, I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, BUT YOU STILL HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ME A NEW BIKE!"
Kimmy:I heard about these gay people at school, someone told me they’re all older and obsessed with Cher. So maybe it has something to do with that? I just drew a picture of those two together: http://i.imgur.com/7b5BuCi.png
Kellie:Well, me and the gay men usually have a lot'n common, so I said Gay Jay is so gay he even owns a Hello Kitty http://sketchtoy.com/65172578 . I still have one of my own. Daddy said to write my name on it so the big girls won't take it.
Cody: Kellie, you're 28.
Kellie:How high is that? Grama only taught me to twelf.
Khia:WHY THAT THOT BXTCH HELLO KITTY GETTING ALL THIS AIRTIME??? YOU KNOW THE QUEEN KHIA HAS A NEW SONG OUT RUCODY. LISTEN TO MY SMASH HIT “YUM YUM SAUCE (SAMPLE)” AND REQUEST IT AT YOUR LOCAL GAY BAR JAY!!! XOXO LOVE MY GAYS
