TULA VERS:
http://imgur.com/vTRmBvB

floss: you look so much better this week i barely even recognized you. your outfit is coherent and cohesive and you don't have wonky makeup (although i kind of like your old lips better?) so i'm tooting it just for progression alone first. besides that, however, this is a nice look! i like the dress, although i think you could have done without the arm bands. the petals flowing is a nice touch. i'm not a big fan of this hair either, but it's not disastrous and it works with the dress.anyway yeah toot.

charlize: Tula Vers - This is actually a major improvement. You actually look pretty for once. I'm actually getting a bit of my life from this look. The hair and the outfit were actually well styled and picked well. I'm overall, very impressed by you this week! I give this a TOOT!

viktoria: THANK. YOU. This is such a great improvement in the right direction. Your lips look great without looking stupid, the makeup is cute, the hair is wonderful, but most importantly this outfit. Bitch, you did THAT. I’m loving the red cherry blossom fantasy, and you’ve really done some great work here. You deserve nothing less than a TOOT.

JUXTA POSÉ:
http://i.imgur.com/GizVZqL.png

floss: this dress is meh, i get the black dahlia thing though so i'm not that mad at it. your makeup looks great, especially for the direction you were going in. my only real complaints about this would be the table looks like it didnt belong (but like if your arms would have looked worse i'll take it) and the flower in the hair is just slapped on. not a bad look though. toot.

charlize: This was once again, an okay look from you. I love the makeup and your outfit is amazing! I really am enjoying the color scheme as well! Overall this is good, I TOOT it.

viktoria: Oh dear… This is quite tragic. I really don’t like any of this. The hair is ugly, the dress is ugly, your flower looks very cut/paste. Your makeup is… Okay. Not the worst but nothing to write home about. I’m sorry but I really can’t find too many redeeming qualities about this. BOOT.

YAYA SOLO:
http://i.imgur.com/mUjJJoX.png

floss: this hair and dress are EVERYTHING i love this look for the most part. the only thing that's bothering me is your makeup looks a little flat, which is weird because in your entrance look you had started out with way too much depth. granny is cinched for the gods though. toot.

charlize: I really like the concept of your runway honestly. The detail in regards to the skin was great and I like the outfit, it's very simplistic. The hair was also a good choice! This is overall an okay and safe look! TOOT!

viktoria: I mean the look is aiight but like… Where’s the floral? I can see it now that I’m squinting but I had trouble at first trying to see it. It’s just a basic old lady dress your can find at Goodwill, and I expected a little more from something that’s supposed to be a “floral gown.” The overall look gets a boot, but your makeup is certainly improving so keep it up.

ROYAL FLUSH:
http://i.imgur.com/dlheuXE.png

floss: my first reaction to this look is: why are you sitting at this table????? apart from that i think your wig and dress are technically well done and well sewn but im just not a fan of the dress and it's not reading THAT floral to me. your makeup looks alright in the eyes and lips (those eyebrows are bordering on parentheses though) but your cheek shading is giving you chipmunk cheeks. what are you hiding in there? spit it out! anyway i'm going to boot this because it's not the most floral of the floral looks and it's not my favorite dress, but it's not a bad look.

charlize: I'm not sure how I feel about this. Your face is a bit...thicc. I feel like you could've done a bit better with this cause I'm not that impressed honestly. The outfit is sickening, not gonna lie but everything just..isn't. Sorry but I'm gonna BOOT this.

viktoria:  I’m really confused by your face. The makeup is kinda busted if I’m being honest. I see what you’re trying to go for with the eyes, but I don’t think it came across how you wanted. The dress is pretty basic. It’s floral sure, but I think I expected something more at this point. I know you can do better, so I’m giving this a BOOT.

ETHEL ESTHER:
http://i.imgur.com/c5k1F7c.png

floss: YES. this outfit is amazing and i love that you didn't go for just any old flower, and past that im a huge fan of how you incorporated it into your look, the placement of the petals and everything is amazing, and the hair complements the look perfectly. i'm also loving this shaved brow makeup moment on you. total toot.

charlize: http://67.media.tumblr.com/a2a94695927969c42eb865c7d22c9303/tumblr_inline_o6u8cmTCQG1tj7mfi_500.gif Oh wow, oh wow. You really did that. You went all the way off with this look and I live for it. This was without a doubt my fave look of the week! You really are serving and I'm here for it! TOOT!

viktoria: YESSSSSSSSS! Serving Vileplume realness! You managed to turn an ugly flower into something completely beautiful. The makeup is fabulous, the wig is right, and overall this is quite stunning and captivating. You get a TOOT.

GLYCERIN:
http://i.imgur.com/9tqnSb9.png

floss: you know i love dis look. #bellsleeves. toot.

charlize: http://i.imgur.com/HRtVxyQ.png BITCH! This is one of my favorite looks this week honestly, both your advertisement and runway left me SHOOK. Your makeup is exceptional and that gown is beautiful. You have yet to fail me, TOOT!

viktoria: Once again, your makeup is absolutely stunning. That has seemed to be a strong suit of yours. This overall look is quite adorable. I love the headband, the mint green hair, and your overall outfit is just quite stunning. TOOT.

CLAIRE SKIES:
http://i.imgur.com/U5lEg2p.png

floss: charlize is that you swaddled up all nice?? that's the best you've looked yet! anyway, this look is nice, i like the colors and thank you for getting a headpiece right when a lot of other queens this week failed to do so. i want to see you do something besides a cut crease with your makeup though, although i think your makeup does complement this look very well and i know it's ya signature thing. toot.

charlize: I made this look what it is. But this was a very good and unique concept which I liked. Obviously I'm the star of this runway ;) but I really liked this overall. We are both BEAT for the gods, which I love. TOOTing it.

viktoria: It’s very maternal from the neck up, and party from the neck down. Overall it just works for me, and is VERY floral. Everything about this is just right, and please tell Ellen Jr. I say hi! TOOT.

SALMONELLA:
http://i.imgur.com/sbU4Z21.png

floss: this is ungodly and disgusting and vile for you to promote furry culture like this. i'll admit it's well sewn but also please stop corrupting the youths there are children out there and im booting this because i disagree with your lifestlye

charlize: I think you played it VERY safe this week. I would straight up fucking boot this because it's furry related and I'm very triggered by that but that aside, this is actually an okay look. The background is a bit distracting from the look itself and the arm is a bit flawed. This could've been better in my opinion. I guess I give this a TOOT?

viktoria: Ummmmm… You just wanted to do your own thing. Do you really think after coming together with your look, you said “Yeah that looks floral to me.” Sweetie just because you have a Forever 21 dress on does not make your look floral. And if we’re talking about everything else your ears look like they’re coming from a weird angle, and I don’t get why you have carrot sticks around your wig. The face is nice, but overall this is a BOOT for not pertaining to the theme.

MIASMA:
http://i.imgur.com/wcITXl5.png

floss: the dress is nice but i don't think the hairpiece is quite on the same level of quality as the rest of your outfit, it needs something done to it or to not be part of this outfit at all, really. your makeup is a little bold in the context of the dress as well, i think something more pastel would have been more suited to this look. your eyeshadow could use just a taddddd more blending but it's not bad, toot.

charlize: Be careful who you call ugly in high school, huh. This was honestly a glo up from last week and I love it. You blew me away here. The choices of things like the colors decisions and the hair, along with the makeup and outfit were all great this week. Proud of you, TOOT!

viktoria: Easily your best runway to date. I will admit it’s not the most exciting, but you certainly hold your own. I love the makeup. I think this is what Royal Flush was TRYING to go for. Your flower headpiece doesn’t look as cut and paste as some others do, so I thank you for that. The dress is cute but I think you should step it up next time. For now though I’ll give you a TOOT.

HEATHER INFINITE:
http://i.imgur.com/qBxnp5m.png

floss: i think your outfit is finally coherent and polished, so well done! my only gripe in terms of neatness/sewing is the flower in your hair is so flat especially in the context of being on a head. otherwise, this is mostly good! your cheeks look a little strange to me i think your highlight is too close to your nose and doesn't spread far enough to the outside of your face, so it kind of pulls everything closer to your nose rather than out and up. good job though, toot.

charlize: You definitely learned from last week but I feel as though a lot more could've been done with this look. Don't get me wrong, the concept is great and I'm really feeling the outfit and everything, but I feel like you could've taken an extra step because this just fades in as an "okay" look in my opinion. It's a TOOT, I guess.

viktoria: Another one who really lacked when it came to the theme. I’m not feeling the dress or the hair. You chose some of the ugliest colors to work with if I’m being quite frank, and overall it just makes your outfit look gross. If you just had like blue and pink as your colors this would be so much better. I don’t think any color scheme can save you from getting a BOOT though.

ROSA:
http://i.imgur.com/IRTNgvg.gif

floss: THIS is what i meant when i said to push your looks!!!!!! this is amazing! i'm going to have to boot it for not being floral at all but this outfit is polished, conceptual and dramatic and i love it. your mouth has finally exited butthole territory too.

charlize: This clearly wasn't your week as you've pulled off amazing looks before. You know what you're capable of and I feel like you didn't reach your full potential with this theme. This is a good look but I don't think it was appropriate for this theme. I gotta BOOT this.

viktoria: I warned you that you better hope people are living for this concept or you won’t do well in terms of the look. You showed me something unfinished, but now that you have finished, I must say I’m… kinda disappointed. The hair is easily the most intriguing part, but honestly you picked literally the worst type of setting to base your look on for a floral themed runway. Just a rose shawl and a rose on the dress isn’t giving enough for me. I toot the overall concept but BOOT it just because it’s not really in theme for me.

VERONICA VELENO:
http://imgur.com/RnEcjQ0

floss: i love your makeup this week, i think it immediately says frida kahlo and so does your color story. i really love this dress and i love a tied scarf but i feel like the headpiece is the only part letting this look down, the quality is below the rest of the look and it feels rushed. your arm is a little choppy, but it's not too distracting. also, i feel like a background really could have complemented your look here instead of just a transparent background -- something really vibrant and kahlo-esque would have really bumped your look up. toot.

charlize: Slay a bit. You're also one of those people who I believe really stood out last week but decided to play it safe this time around. I enjoy the look and the concept a lot, though. There are definitely some visible difficulties with the arms but overall this is okay. I TOOT it.

viktoria: It’s obvious you rushed this look to get it finished on time. I mean your dress doesn’t even fit you right so lmao. Your eye makeup is so bad like what girl do you know who puts eyeshadow underneath their eyes? (note from floss: people do this and i live for the pink undereye look) The scarf doesn’t even go with the look so like why is it here? This is a fucking disgrace to Frida Kahlo and you should be ashamed of yourself. TOP BOOT OF THE WEEK GOES TO YOU CONGRATS.

our top toot of the week is...

http://i.imgur.com/c5k1F7c.png

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