01) East 17 - Lmaooooooo sure!!!! Is this a Christmas song? Really didn’t expect that but I kind of lived? Like don’t get me wrong they sound terrible but this is just my vibe tbh so a lesser interpretation of my vibe will still be my vibe you know?
02) Sugababes - Not them deathslotted Oop. No wait WHY AM I LIVING????? I have not enjoyed a single Sugababes song Ive heard yet but this is ITTTTTTTTT omg BOPPPPP?????? Just perfect oontz oontz 2000s energy and I’m living!!!!
03) The Chainsmokers - God I love listening to songs that make me wanna kill myself. This is awful but I will say one positive thing, that lyric in the chorus that describes the sheet on your mattress getting pulled off the corner is soooo true, who doesn’t hate that?
04) Mark Ronson - Quite honestly, if this didn’t have the reputation it does of being in every Target ad in the world and being loved by middle aged white women everywhere this wouldn’t be as hated as it is. It’s fun tbh. But I do start hate myself for believing that ya know? Like I don’t like finding the literal mildest amount of enjoyment for this that I do, but I do! I mean, it has horns and is inspired by (and ruins) old school funk and soul music so I have to enjoy this somewhat for this reason. But also fuck this song.
05) Mariah Carey, Jay-Z - I’m shocked this hasn’t been sent before but also delighted lmao I always thought it was a tad overrated. I mean don’t get me wrong, I still like it a lot, it’s a Mariah song like duh, but she is kinda the best part of this song and honestly this has always felt like one of her more generic songs like anyone could’ve been assigned this song and it’s kind of only a hit because well Mariah. Bop but she has better.
06) Girls' Generation - Lmaooooooo these videos always get me. But bop!!!! I was moving as much as I could for being on my ten minute break at work. Period girls. Just really upbeat and bubbly and not one of my faves from them (Genie duh) but they kinda deserve a win for delivering.
07) Outkast - Oh fuck yesssssssssssssssss this is a BANGER!!!!! Damn like the intro was nice bc duh 90s rap/rnb but how I know this is some gooooood food is bc the actual performance elevates this so much I’m moving SO HARD!!!!!!
08) Cascada - LMAOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS Oh this was so funny and 2000s thank you whoever found this stupid video. Incredible. Also the song was good! Dated but who cares it was perfect with the video!!!