https://imgur.com/iZ9JOfm (but fat)
Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd!
1. Who is your trainer, Bulldyke Jillian, Gay Bob, Dolvett, or one of the irrelevant blonde chicks?
Dolvett. He seems very nice and plump. Nobody is better than Mr. Todd, though. I want to have a nice life by the sea, and occasionally we can do a guest in~!
2. When you're doing your LAST CHANCE workout how do you exercise?
"What I calls, enterprise. Poppin' pussies into pies!"
3. It's a temptation challenge... which delicious food would you not be able to resist?
I think the obvious choice here is pie. *looks into Queenisha's general direction* and I know exactly what kind of pie that would be. *licks lips and stares* I know a good barber for you, boy.
4. Which deathly-looking fake body part will Dr. H show you to convince you to change your ways? (eg smokers' lung, fatty liver)
I mean, either way it's going into the pies. Nothing can change my ways, but the worst would probably be a shriveled, old fallopian tube. They're a bitch to cook.
5. How will you convince the others to vote to keep you if you fall below the yellow line?
Death threats. Saw how well that worked for Judge Turpin. *starts to throw knife at queenisha and is stopped by security*