L'Oreal Starbursts:
Once upon a time, there was a little drag queen from a gated community in Bougieville, Whitepeople. She wasn't very talented, and most of her wardrobe consisted of Gemma Eyes and ugly trishytrash necklaces tucked away under her sweater. She went by Kelly Kelly, although nobody cared about her enough to even acknowledge her drag name. However, one faithful night, the ghost of Drag's Future visited her while she tried to sleep.
"Reinvent yourself!!!" said the floating yellow teeth. Kelly Kelly dashed for the light. When the lights turned on, Sharon Needles stood before her in all of her torn tube-sock glory. Sharon explained that Kelly Kelly needed to reinvent herself before she faded into oblivion like the other drag queens before her.
The next morning, Kelly Kelly awoke as a new queen. Striking, colorful fashions. Well thought out looks, and no holes in her neck. She changed her name to L'Oréal Starbursts and was crowned drag royalty after her career took off. She got 4th place to Trigger Warning on Drag Race season 1.5 and after that, there was nowhere to go but up. She released the second song by a drag queen to hit #1 on billboard, "No Pam Ma'am" (the first being "Royals" by Sharon Needles).
She moved from Bougieville, Whitepeople into a new estate in Happilyeverafter, thisstorywas4paragraphslongandstillbetterthaneveryoneelse's and lived happily ever after.
http://i.imgur.com/8RMWwzQ.png She's a princess of the sea.