Serving Up Garden of Eden Couture
http://i.imgur.com/VDzqwA6.png

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Jessica: How old are you again? Because your "aged cheese" and expierence, needs some  more taste!

Opal: http://i.snag.gy/eYLoh.jpg
.... :-/

Sora: Well Sora, you're the only queen here who can not try at all, and that's why you're safe. (if u can't read yourself, how in the hell can you read someone else)

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Aside for my reads, I think the queen that should go home is Auburn Marguerite. To be honest, she seems the least polished out of us all. I mean, did you see her week 1? Really girl?

I saw Sora Kitdone Midori at the grocery store the other day. She was in the produce section with all the other vegetables. Your pulse is like Auburn's jokes. Flat. I would go into further detail but Kenneth told me not to mock the dead.

Moving onto Auburn. You killed it at the snatch game, hon. By it, I mean your career. But then again, you never had one to begin with. But let's give her a round of applause, folks, it's real expensive to look this cheap.. You know, it's funny that you taught a class on desperate lipsyncing, since I'm sure you'll be doing a lot of that in the future. I wonder how far you can stretch your fifteen minutes like you stretched your fat suit.

Caia, you're definitely unique, I've never seen a pig in a wig before.  it takes a lot of nerve to call anyone here a filler with your jokes. It takes a lot of talent to stay safe while serving the same look every single week. But baby, charismatic you are not, your Sofia Vergara put me to sleep. Honey, you may think you're CUNT but all I'm getting is UNT.

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Now moving onto the person I think deserves to go home, I would say Sora. Her looks aren't memorable, I don't think she offers anything new. It's just basic and boring. She should have been gone weeks ago. I feel like she plays it safe and doesn’t put any effort into the challenges.
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RUNWAY: http://i.imgur.com/5OjoPMe.png

*puts on glasses*

Neferti - In your audition you claimed Roserade was one of your drag inspirations. That would make since since your the thorn in everyone's side.

Speaking of auditions. Auburn claimed in hers that she doesn't feel like she should be Tengaged's next drag superstar. And neither does anyone else.

Finally, Jessica McMozzarella. You are less mozzarella more Stilton. Your performances are crumbly and the outlook on your future here is well...blue.

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Who should go home you ask?

Sora. She has no talent like me but at least I say something in the Paint.Net lounge. Gurl untucked ratings are falling and getting rid of me over her is going to end this show for good and next year's cast will have to drink in the cheaper Pixlr Lounge and gurl That's a no no.

RESUBMITTING MY LOOK

http://i.snag.gy/X7Y1L.jpg

Serving "The queen bee just died and currently at her funeral brb cant have phone sex now" REALNESS

Runway-- http://prntscr.com/6m1mda

Vella Morghulis, congratulations on your win, darling, the whole club was looking at you. Now it's time for your shawty to come back out and get LOW, LOW, LOW.

Elle Emayho, I could read you on forgetting where you put your food, but that's gotten old and unoriginal, just like your humor. Speaking of humor, your name is literally LMAO, and the only thing that’s made anyone laugh from you is your runways. C’mon ****PAINT.NET**** pixelate effect!

Opal, your obsession with Pearl got old faster than the judges using the word “binch” did. I do appreciate the fact that you volunteered for 9th, though. :)

i came out here to play tgdr and honestly i feel so attacked rn

Oh, and the third thing.
I don't think Auburn's really deserving of it. I love her to death, and she's a total sweetheart, but she's not really a comedy queen and some of her runways are abysmal, even though her entrance look proved she had a lot of potential.

http://i.imgur.com/iUPW0.gif

Sora Kotdone Midori, I have a couple of overdue bills that need paying, mind if I get a lend of the invisibility cloak you wore on the week 3 runway?

Ellen Uhvex, I was going to call you trashy but then I thought that might be a compliment... I mean, after last week, we all know how much of a fan you are of recycling.

Adore Delano, oh wait... I mean, Vella Morghulis. I have to commend you though, I mean unlike Opal, at least you compared yourself to a Queen whose talents on the runway are similar to your own.
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This will probably look like I'm a bitter bitch, and don't get me wrong, most of the time I am... but today I'm just being honest. Sora deserves to go home, and it's not only for her complete lack of memorability on the runway, but also her complete lack of memorability in the lounge and during any of the challenges. People are coming for Opal tonight, and even myself for 'lack of effort' or not being polished enough... but those people are forgetting the roots of drag. Cause drag ain't about being the fishiest queen on the runway, and if you think that then enjoy getting a placement similar to Gia Gunn - cause drag's number one rule is about having fun. I think I talk for myself and Opal whenever I say that I'm having a lot of fun on this show! I chat in the lounge, throw shade and even mail some of the girls outside the workroom. I'm having an experience here, but Sora most certainly isn't.

She has commented once in the untucked lounge, she has very little to no engagement with the other queens, she didn't submit for the mini challenge and to round it all off... WEEK 3 SHE DIDN'T EVEN SUBMIT A MAIN CHALLENGE. If you think I'm lacking in effort, then please explain to me why this bitch wasn't sent home week 3 like she should have been. All T. All Shade.

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Runway: http://prntscr.com/6m0vzc
I'm taking Mother Kono's advice with this runway today. At least I won't be forgettable.
*Glances at Elle.**

AUBURN KILLED ME

I'M DEAD

YAS AUBURN CHANNELING MELODY VINE WERRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK