I will be impersonating Ja'mie King from We Can Be Heroes, Summer Heights High & Ja'mie King: Private School Girl.
http://i.imgur.com/dPtsEL0.png Hello, my name is Ja'mie, spelt J-A-Apostrophe-M-I-E. Weird name I know, but you'll get used to it! Yes I come from one of the most expensive private girls' schools in the state, but I'm actually really cool. Please don't be intimidated by me.
1. First of all who is Pwincess Valorie? I'm sorry I don't know who she is but she sounds -SO- fucking fat. Anyway, she obviously tries to call Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers because she is a fat piece of shit, let's be honest.
2. Rim Hijab sounds really povo, did she go to a public school? I wrote she keeps on flashing her tits because that seems like something she would do. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money, while wife-beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school-educated. Sorry, no offence, but it's true.
3. Okay so like I'm not a lesbian so there is no way I would be on a date with Guitar or whatever the fuck her name is, so I honestly wouldn't know, basically because I am too quiche for her. Quiche is like, a step above hot, it means they're so hot you basically want to fuck them. So with that said, I wrote down "What date?" because let's be real, who the fuck would want to date an ugly fat giraffe? I'm sorry no offence but like she needs to lose some weight, seriously.
