Nobu: Oh dear… Oh dearie me… Oh no….

I couldn’t believe it. I just couldn’t believe it. I don’t care if I’ve never met this person in my life; this was the most horrid sight I’ve ever seen in my life. I guess everyone felt the same way as everyone in the room turned pale and completely silent. The only thing that broke the silence was all the other people running to the trap like we had.

Evie: I heard a yell. What’s going on? Oh… Oh my god!

Banksy: What the hell? *Gags and turns away*

Murdoch: I… I think I’m going to be sick.

Eventually, everyone walked into the kitchen and saw the monstrosity. Well, everybody except Penelope, but I’m sure she was still too afraid to leave the room.

Hunter: This… This is breaking news! How could we have let this happen?

Felicity: *Sobs* Waaaaaah! I can’t look! I can’t look!

Hugo: What’s everyone’s problem? You’ve never seen a dead body before?

Suddenly, everyone’s heads turned to Hugo. Even I was shocked at what he had said.

Agnes: Pardon me, but what was that again?

Hugo: Don’t act stupid. I know you all heard what I said. What’s the big deal?

Phoebe: What do you mean “What’s the big deal”?  Someone just died and you think this is something we can just gloss over? You’re insane!

Hugo: I’m insane? No, you’re all just delusional. People die every day; many people, in fact, and suddenly we’re all going to make a big deal out of this one so you can look like you actually care until you brush it off. We don’t even know the guy for crying out loud!

Hisashi: I did…

Hugo: Hm?

Hisashi: I did… I knew him… Kaito Tanaka… He was the best goddamn friend I’ve ever had…

---------- Kaito Tanaka: Former Ultimate Archer ----------

Hugo: What do you want? A cookie? You can go mourn by yourself but I have more pressing matters to attend to,

Jet: You… You son of a bitch! Who do you think you are?

Hugo: I think… I’m tired of being surrounded by all of this misery. As pleasing as it is, even this is too much for me.

Chaske: Where are you going, Hugo?

Hugo: I’m going back to the biology lab and enjoy myself while you all scurry around the building like rats, trying to find a way out of here.

Randall: You’ve got some nerve…

Right as Hugo was about to leave, a speaker in the kitchen turned on. Curious, we all turned to the speaker to see what would happen.

??? : Upupupupupupu. How’s it going guys? It’s very nice to see you have all found Kaito’s dead body. How fun!

Claude: Excuse me? Did we all just hear that right now?

Zagan: What the heck? Who are you?

??? : I’m Monokuma, headmaster of this… Wait, actually, no I’m not. Someone else actually is the headmaster, but he’s still being built so I guess I’m nothing but a temp. I don’t know why they would replace me though. I’m the star of the show for crying out loud!