La Cucaracha
Puppet:
https://imgur.com/a/FpJFIcl Conversation:
La Cucaracha: oh my! And who are you supposed to be?
Puppet: Riddle me this, riddle me that, Iâm British, one dimensional, and will put you to sleep with my drag!
La Cucaracha: Oh come on, Eden, donât be too harsh on yourselfâŚ
Puppet: WRONG! Hereâs another hint: I have a distinct drag persona that I bring up every 5 seconds!
La Cucaracha: Yes ⌠the biblical queen, we know!
Puppet: NO! I ALSO LIKE SAUSAGES, IN MY MOUTH, YUM YUM!
La Cucaracha: Well Eden likes them up her ass BUT ITâS STILL THE SAME THING!
Puppet: FUCK THIS, I AM NOT EDEN GARDENS, I AM ANITA NAP!
La Cucaracha: OH! So youâre âEden Gardens liteâ then, the cheap knockoff of an already cheap knockoffâŚ
Puppet: NO, and Eden has NOTHING on me!
La Cucaracha: I mean, she has a crownâŚ
Puppet: I AM SICK OF THIS! PRODUCTION, PRODUCTION, I WANT TO FILE A COMPLIANT!
La Cucaracha: I donât think they can hear you because they were told to only cater to the WINNERS of this ALL WINNERS cast and you are not a winner, baby!
Puppet: *Shrieks in frustration* THATâS IT, I AM OFF TO ...
La Cucaracha: TAKE A NAP?!
PUPPET: FUCK YOU!