three questions? quite some effort put forward i see

CF: if Burra ends up in another lipsync, the chances of her staying is low.

Tayvie: Please welcome to the panel today the winner of season 8 and the biggest villain you’ll ever have the displeasure of meeting DAVINA
Davina: thank you Tayvie for having me and I’m pleased to see that there isn’t any fat asses, retards, or ugly people here today.
Tayvie: well we’re glad to have you first question Big Bertha is so big when she goes to the buffet,the workers (blank)
Davina: speaking of fat asses I actually know Bertha and she likes to be called Giraffez but anyway  the workers go to the nearest doorway since every step the bitch takes causes an Earthquake and as you know standing in the doorway protects you from falling debre.
Tayvie: ok next question during the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he (blanked).
Davina: and here’s the ugly you see Roy is actually Rory and whenever the previews start he stands up and picks a fight with whoever looks better then him that day.
Tayvie: ok last question Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams (blank)
Davina: and finally the retarded and I think it’s very clear who this one is *looks at Fiona* anyway when she gets on the elevator she screams PROTECT ME MOTHER RUSSIA.
http://imgur.com/CyaJ4rO

yes i lasted to snatch game
im doing my queen, bjork!

Big Beth is so big when she goes to the buffet, the workers hide under tables and away from windows, because they have mistaken her for another Earthquake.

During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he screams at the top of his lungs how the movie ends, then leaves the room laughing, gagging and cheering.

Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams REDRUM!

Presenting international Kpop Icon, CL

http://i.imgur.com/sNwUCUO.png

I promised myself i would never stray from my mixed complexion and do whiteface, well in this case "Asianface", but I adore her so much and needed to step out of my comfort zone

Also reference pic (just in case it is needed): http://i.imgur.com/kk9RP80.jpg

http://imgur.com/bzWgfBE

Bjork!

Big Beth is so big when she goes to the buffet, the workers run like the wind into the salty stream.

During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he punched a photographer.

Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams out like me! AHHH AH

Oh the shade

CF: you fucking idiot
thats not even funny??
as a huge bjork fan, im a bit offended at the photographer bit
a e i o u bitch

*Runs in late*

Sorry ladies, my quinceneara was today. I am so awful with time!

*Sits down*

Big Beth is so big when she goes to the buffet, the workers (blank).

They probably give her fat ass a gift card to my wig shop, so she can go somewhere else! Besides, my wigs are wonderful. Look at all the positive reviews I have!

http://imgur.com/a/2gmy8

Buy one of my wigs today, bitches! *Throws gift cards at the camera*

During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he (blanked).

He obviously shouts out some ghetto-lexic stuff. Contrary to popular belief, ghetto IS a language which I am proudly fluent in. Thanks Monica Beverly Hillz!

Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams (blank!)

Well, she, erm....*Clears throat*



*Skip to the 0:43 mark and stop at the 0:46 mark*

Yeah, whatever that was, she does that.

What! Only three questions? Whatever, see you bitches fifty years from now when you all retire to Panama! Buy my single ChaCha today!

(Runway will be up later)

Tayvie: Everyone welcome the queen of the sea, Ariel!

Ariel: Hello I am glad to be here.

Tayvie: why are you wearing a dress if your a mermaid.

Ariel: This is a special occasion you think I'm going to wear a shel bra.

Tayvie: Okay first question, Big Beth is so big When she goes to the buffet, the workers.

Ariel: make her sign a contract, like I did with Ursula, fun fact, after she got impaled with a ship and electrocuted, I was able to feed the ocean with calamari for a year.

Tayvie: Next question, During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play.

Ariel: He screams at everyone and say they stole what they were wearing, he once accused me of stealing, I sent my fishy friends after him, I taught him not to accuse me of stealing clothes.

Tayvie: Okay final question, Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters and elevator, she screams.

Ariel: Under the sea.

Tayvie: why would she say that.

Ariel: She has claustrophobia, and that feels like being under water, however,if you want to know more about claustrophobia, don't ask Sebastian, all he'll do is sing about being under the sea.

Tayvie: Well, That all the time we have, see you next time, where Cinderella will be guest starring.

(here's my Ariel look)

http://i.imgur.com/KN7NIBA.jpg
CF: I am flopping down this runway, I think my look is different then most others, and that separates me from the rest.

CF: Oh look, Ching Ming Woohoo or W/E she is called didn't take a photo of her computer screen this time.

But this challenge will be the closest she will ever be to being a fishy queen.

I'm serving up Serena ChaCha realness, actually, Serena wishes that she would look this good.

http://imgur.com/YyJ5YQ8

Heyyy,Joseline Hernandez is in the building! Damn why is everyone looking like it's a damn housevies show. I don't even know why am I here,i look amazing talking about some bullshit,i should be on the beach drinking my mohito and getting a massage by a beast strong meeeen.

Big Beth is so big when she goes to the buffet, the workers commit suicide,because she probably has bigger butt than me and u Tayvie,which is just bad gurl. Look at us honey,we're slaying yaaaas!

During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he tried to hook up with the girl next to him,but the thing thats she didnt know was that he had a small-penis syndrome and when she found out,it wasn't pretty,oh it wasn't.

Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams thats what most of these fake ass queens scream when they pee-OH NO,MY DRY VAGINAAAAA

http://i.imgur.com/pxFYrog.png

Tayvie: And now, our next star Katya Zamoldovochickadicksucingwhore&&&
Katya: Miss Tayvie, your red hair perfectly matches my vaginal rash.
Tayvie: Why, thank you...
Katya: But I gotta ask, do the curtains match the drapes?
Tayvie:... Moving on, I like your choice of socks.
Katya: I'm glad you think so, I hate kittens so much after that Hello Kitty cotoure challenge that I wear Hello Kitty on my feet so she can swallow my excess toe jam.

Big Beth is so big when she goes to the buffet, the workers...
slip a heavy dose of Tylenol into her usual order of deep-fried guacamole. Then the Mexican busboys take her out the back and remove her excess fat so they can feed their 27 children.

During the movie, Rude Roy is so rude that when the previews started to play he...
got a diseased goat freshly imported from Africa an made it pee in the mouth of the mother of the young child screaming next to him.

Fearful Fiona gets so scared that when she enters an elevator, she screams...
an Ethiopian battle cry and proceeds to fling her faeces at the wall, fear can do crazy things to people. I enjoy flinging my faeces at people too.

Look: http://imgur.com/yvjpXYd
Serving up Russian prostitute realness.