The judges and I have deliberated, and then I held you on stage for 9 extra days for good measure. Now the time has come to make a decision.

One of you is getting cut right now.

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Sommers Eve Dush, you've kept the pH balance of this competition in check all season, and I thank you. However, the judges did not feel like your resume and final product were strong enough to merit you going any further. I'm sorry my dear but I must ask you to sashay away...

http://67.media.tumblr.com/a59cb567e007ba3c1c5079534a5cf893/tumblr_o30nghIp3A1qd4rf5o7_400.gif

:o

We will now get into the critiques.

Let's start with NINETEEN: http://i.imgur.com/gWhkCs6.png
KEN: Well first off, of course congrats on being the only girl this season to make it to the end without ever landing in the bottom, even though this was a short season. I think you have really stepped it up. You took advantage of the twist and rode this season out in style. You picked a really good song to end on, but your avatar kind of reminds me of a Little Woman LMAO

MARIO: https://clyp.it/hhpjulgu

ROY:

AJ: Although you were not very funny,  I feel like you strategic and physical gameplay is what got you to the final four in my opinion. You made connections inside the house and managed to play a lowkey game while also having some power in the house which I admire. My question for you is: when we prayed -- was that all staged or did you actually connect to the Lord & Savior Im Yoona with me as the scriptures of BLACKPINK played in the background?

TETANUS: https://i.imgsafe.org/fb10c6a115.png

KEN: You also went the whole season without ever going in the bottom, so congrats on that. Your lipsync is a bit of a pander, so I am worried for your final performance because of that. While you didn’t win a challenge, you were really a contender all season.

MARIO: https://clyp.it/1aztl5ri

ROY:

AJ: Your strategy in this game was interesting. You aligned with questionable people who in my opinion would turn on you like a dime but you managed to flip at the right moment cause havoc in the house while keeping a low profile. It was pretty hard to take you out but I do think that this season you pulled it out and improved your gameplay. My question is: who was your true allegiance to in the house?

FERN: http://i.imgur.com/EidkvVo.png

KEN: While I think you’ve had a very mixed season, there’s no denying the polish you always bring to the runway. You used the twist this season to your advantage, and never came into danger despite being a very obvious target. You had the best song choice of the four I think, and the “I gives no fucks” attitude was done correctly and not in a defeatist way, unfortunately I don’t know if the same can be said for your performance this season.

MARIO: https://clyp.it/3hdkmrey

ROY:

AJ: Your gameplay this season was very sloppy to me honestly and I felt as though you could’ve done way better physically in the challenges and had a stronger mindset with your strategy. I feel like since your past season was so dated and a long time ago that you tried to stick with the strategy but it just didn’t work out for you. My question is: How would you describe your gameplay this season? Was it good, was it bad? Did it need any improvements or things you regret?

Well I've listened to the judges, I've ignored the voice of Tengaged, I've read your speeches, and I've listened to the Predator sound effect. But the FINAL decision is mine to make.

:oo

sweats

Tetanus, please step forward.

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Your speech helped you survive the thunder down under, you are in the final lipsync of the season.

i aint leaving

I BEAT MISS LAZY RIVER AGAIN