L: Welcome to the Snatch Game, the woman on the couch, Cirie Fields.
*Is seen still on the cough*
L: I see you still got your cough
C: Well I can't go anywhere without it.
L: Well you went on the island without it.
C: And you wouldn't believe how hard that was, not being on the cough all day and night, I was ready to sucker punch Jeff!
L: Physical threats aside, would you like to start?
C: Do people sit on couches.
L: Question one: Paris Hilton is so dumb, that when she drives her car, she __________.
C: She runs into the cough factory, and you wouldn't believe how hard that was for me, all my designer couches were destroyed.
L: Did you take any legal action?
C: Well that would have meant getting off the cough, and that's not my business.
L: But didn't Jeff say you were the one to get off the cough and play Survivor.
C: That was the old me, now all I need in life is a bag of chips, a soda, and a cough to sit on.
L: Okay, now lets move on to question two: Okay, we learned that Kim Burrell hates gay people. She hates them so much, that when she went to Fire Island, she _____________.
C: She sat the gays on the cough, because as we know, the people on the cough are the best people, no matter what.
L: How much do you love yourself?
C: A whole lot, but not as much as I love my couches.
L: Do you love anything else besides your couches?
C: Obviously no! How can anyone love anything else besides couches! That idea is unfathomable!
L: Okay lets move on, question three: Fatty Patty is so fat, she ate ______________ for breakfast.
C: a couch buffet, and she should be put to death for that, those who don't respect couches should be put to death for hurting the best thing on the planet.
L: You have very strong feelings for couches don't you?
C: Yes, hey, do you know if it's possible to marry a couch?
L: I'll get back to you on it, until then, the next question: Madonna is getting old. When she got on stage last night for her concert, __________________ happened.
C: A couch fell on her.
L: And who would have set that up.
C: Clearly someone who feels she didn't honor the amazing couch.
L: So you did that?
C: No, I would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeever do something like that, hee hee hee.
L: Okay, well this is goodbye Cirie, time to go home, so you can enjoy your couches.
C: Can I bring the one I'm sitting on right now.
L: Sure, just never talk to me again.
C: Okay, now, send some crew to get me home, I hate walking, just let me sit on this magnificent couch.
L: Ugh, fine, crew, get Cirie home and she should stay on that couch at all times.
C: Goodbye Lassita, remember, respect your couches, I'm always watching.
*Crew comes and brings Cirie home*
Cirie Look:
http://thumbnails.cbsig.net/CBS_Production_Entertainment_VMS/2016/05/13/684891715736/SINCE_SURVIVOR_CIRIE_HIRES_830892_640x360.jpg (How could I make a look for this)
Runway:
http://imgur.com/J6o0WRj CF: I think I did well for both the snatch game and the runway, I really love my runway right now.
