Hello, my name is Equinox
Hey guys, for the record- My name is Equinox- Call me Gaibs. I come from a small hut in Bangkok, India where my mother fed me goats milk and herpes simplex. It was the good life, but then I got deported here to the crap hole I like to call Canada. I mean, who ever heard of social security? That's for pussies. I mean, seriously. NO.
Anyways, I'm cool- I got my girlfriend Olga Heifenhoffer Gobbal Shlapper The 3rd from my old country, we keep in touch. It's pretty fun stuff. I know I probably sound cliché. But I'm living the good life now. Shes expecting a son, we'll keep her last name. !XBilé(thats a click and bilé) Heifenhoffer Gobbal Shlapper. What a beauty.
Anywho' TTYL
<3 Gaibs
PS: I'm not any of that O_O
