Hello, my name is Sir Royston Keane C.B.E, O.B.E, M.B.E, W.U.M, Q.P.R
Well where do I start? Webster's Dictionary describes Roy Keane as 'a hearty and handsome chap and well hung too'.
My face looks angry because I've just had my legs removed.
Reading my blog will take you to my moment of fame on a television phone-in in jolly old England. I call myself Simon from Leicester to protect my identity.
Check my blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgovSQv1SXM
