[10:48:15 PM] Jazmyna: I thought a rowing machine was actually like a model boat that you could row with like oars in the gym
[7:53:19 PM] emily: he called my vagina a black hole adn he wanted sucked in :L or something when we first met and was rlly stupid. but hes a nice friend i guess :L
[7:57:23 PM] Brandon: yah and honestly the 90's was retarded
where was the Internet
where were dvd's
WHERE WAS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE
[11:09:55 PM] cattt: did you know mom upside down
[11:09:56 PM] cattt: is wow
[6:43:51 PM] Alexa: im sorry for being mean to you i just needed someone to take out anger on
[6:43:54 PM] Alexa: but then i realized youre a nice guy
[6:43:56 PM] Alexa: :P
[8:55:57 PM] Alexa: Should I order sesame chicken or not?
Pros:
1) All i can think about is chicken
2) i cant breathe when i think about it
[4:22:31 PM] Chelsea: i almost got raped by a life size oscar the grouch today
[10:33:10 PM] Kenlor Swift: so you're straight
[10:33:15 PM] Kenlor Swift: but want to date him
[10:33:22 PM] j0nhale: yes
[10:38:03 PM] Catye West: fucking a
[12:04:42 AM] Janky Catye West: that's such bullshit
[6:24:38 PM] black: guys i just tried to -8 a facebook post
[10:42 PM] Brandon: We are never ever getting back together is clearly about all the gay people in Mass. talking to Mitt Romney when he tricked them into thinking he supported gay rights
[11:07:46 PM] Yaxha: okay guys i think i need dr drew or someone to help me
[11:07:53 PM] Yaxha: i have an unhealthy obsession with eating tape
[11:08:01 PM] Yaxha: i dont swallow it but idk
[12:23:20 AM] Khianna: OBAMA 2015 bitch
[12:25:53 AM] Khianna: i put acid on my lips today
"They'd make innuendos like...like..you wanna go to the store...and get some dildos"
- LiteCitrus
On 2012-11-18, at 11:06 PM, Michelle Williams wrote:
Omg ikr, I sleep on my moms like all the time at church
[10:28:46 PM] Lana del Roy: I like to spread Nutella on my body and let the ants take me to their leader.
[7:04:02 PM] t3ddybears: I WAS LIKE HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
[7:04:05 PM] t3ddybears: and she said it soooo fast
[7:04:12 PM] t3ddybears: so i was like can you reapat that
[7:04:20 PM] t3ddybears: and i didnt understand again so im like can you say that again
[7:04:22 PM] Alexa: and shes like NO.
[7:05:47 PM] Khianna Klebold: i got dandruff
[7:05:53 PM] Khianna Klebold: in my eyebrows and its making me blind
[7:05:53 PM] Mahogany: try head&&shoulders
[7:05:58 PM] Khianna Klebold: it burn
[7:06:04 PM] Mahogany: then you arent doing it right
[7:07:01PM] Khianna Klebold: you only twelve once
[11:37:17 PM] Zack | Tru$t: IM SURE WHEN UR IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT IT WONT B HARD TO GET IT UP IF U KNO WAT IM SAYIN
[11:44:13 PM] Nicholoser: i like leaving my skype on dnd when i sleep so i wake up with 12 messages
[11:44:16 PM] Nicholoser: it makes me feel wanted
[6:09:40 PM] Stoned Cynthia: I am repenting
[6:09:50 PM] Stoned Cynthia: so when the rapture happens on friday
[6:09:56 PM] Stoned Cynthia: I can laugh at you all from heaven
[11:18:37 PM] Janky Catye West: hey gaston ;)
[11:18:39 PM] Ally ~ Florida the JANK: LOOOOOOOL
[11:18:41 PM] Janky Catye West: i'll make you str8 ;)
[7:38:57 PM] Key Lime Pie: curly fries are curly
[7:38:58 PM] Key Lime Pie: dumb ass
[12:49:51 AM] Nιcк · Yαxнα: karli wanna go on cam and cut ourselves
[1:37:01 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and he snores louder than a fucking plane crash
-adds his avatar's head to my mantle-
Sent by mahogany,Dec 22, 2012
[7:12:13 PM] Chelsea: ugh calories make everything better
[7:12:17 PM] Chelsea: until u cant fit in ur clothes
[1:25:59 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: all u do is right click 2 of them with wheat
[1:26:05 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and hearts go around and they act like they kiss
[1:26:10 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and a baby pops out in the middle of them
[2:24:52 AM] Tubbynator: My fav blog
[2:25:09 AM] Tubbynator: is every few months ppl are like
WOW IF U TYPE UR PASSWORD IT DOESNT SHOW UP
*******
[2:25:13 AM] Tubbynator: and then I always play along
[2:25:18 AM] Tubbynator: and orange levels comment their passwords
[10:36:16 PM] Rawrence Nightingale: if i was gay.. nickachu.. i'd choose you......
[1:17:32 AM] Janky Catye West: it's a beautiful night
[1:17:40 AM] Janky Catye West: we're looking for something dumb to do
[1:17:57 AM] Janky Catye West: hey nick gick i think i wanna marry you
[12:46:59 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: nope the jigs up florida the murderer
[1:24:01 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: wait
[1:24:02 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: girl
[1:24:03 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: its 1:30
[1:24:05 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and ur up
[1:24:07 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: on a school nigtt
[1:24:09 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: hav fun hun
[4:24:30 PM] snowflake3: yeah i'm about to pop my mom's entire prescription in like 2 mins
[6:38:50 PM] snowflake3: ew brb taking my dog out she's about to shit on the floor
[11:14:56 PM] Janky Catye West: omg. i was looking up marina and the diamonds on spotify & i feel so stupid
[11:15:03 PM] Janky Catye West: bc i was typing in florina and the diamonds
[7:00:03 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: shut it tubby
[9:28:14 PM] brony cat: omg nick you're huge
[12:06:45 AM] brony cat: their bathrooms are always nice and clean so i just pee there
[11:12:47 PM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: imagine how many orgies happen during gay camp
[1:50:15 AM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: no boy will end our friendship nick
[1:50:18 AM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: jk i'd end your life for him
[2:34:34 PM] QQ, dear: i think i smoked catnip
[1:03:58 PM] Nιck: they scare me
[1:04:04 PM] Nιck: a duck followed me one day
[1:04:05 PM] Nιck: i wanted to cry
[1:21:30 PM] Michelle Obama: lol in first grade we had to write a story and i just summarized the titanic lol
[10:49:13 PM] Khianna: The male cat has overa hundred tiny spikes on its penis whic cause the female to howl in pain.
[10:32:52 PM] brony cat: your avatar looks like it belongs in the next paranormal activity
[3:45:51 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: YIOU CANT STOP LOOKING AT ME
[3:45:53 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: STARING AT ME
[3:45:58 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: YOU CANT STIOP LOOKING AT ME
[3:46:02 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: SO GET UP OUT MY FACE
[3:46:04 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: *STABS WITH SWORD*
[9:27:57 PM] Mahogany Antoinette: endermage me
[10:14:20 PM] Nιckkk: ily
[10:14:21 PM] Nιckkk: dont leave me
[3:04:01 AM] Alexa: I CANT BREATHE WITHOUT MY SWEEDISH FISH
Gift me please. I floated over to America on a pizza box in the summer of 1999 from Cuba. I had nothing and started out my life on the dirty streets of New York City. I was living in Central Park while making friends with all of the starving pigeons because they were the only ones I felt like I connected to. One day I decided that eating from soup kitchens and stealing clothes from thrift stores wasn't a good enough life for me. I did the cupid shuffle with my guitar case open and saved up enough donations from random strangers to buy a windows 93 laptop computer. 9 years later after finally understanding how to open the computer, I signed up for a tengaged account. I had to take a 2 year hiatus because I acquired mad cow and had to go to Canada briefly for the free health care. I am back now and have never had a design. It is my one dying wish and I would love for it to become a reality before something else happens to me in this cruel world. Please consider me for this gift. God Bless America.
Florina ~ You're a SLUT bye. Jk uhhh omg Big Flo :') I don't even remember when we started talking but I know it was a while ago. Like we just started mailing one day and before I ever spoke to you you sort of were intimidating but I realized what a sweet guy you are. I talk to you a lot, more than most people on this site, and like you are my favourite person to have a conversation with like ever because you're funny as fuck and just so nice and I dunno I LOVE YOU A LOT. We have a lot in common I think with our likes and dislikes............. and like I love gossiping with you cause you make it so funny and I honestly don't know what I'd do without you on here because you often make me feel better when I feel shitty and stuff.. so ily bff < 3 sorry idk how long this is!
It's not your birthday for like another hour and 15 minutes but I'm not staying up till midnight soooo.
KittyTheEmolga and I gathered some messages from your friends, so here you go... :) Have a super amazing day love xo
ILY Nick because you are so funny! You are always a great person to talk to on skype you always got me ROFL'in!!!! #Txtit#NeverForget#Glnoms - Brandonator
happy birthday nickgick =] i hope you have a wonderful day because i wouldn't expect anything less for a WONDERFUL person! i wish we talked a bit more like when we used to be super close, but it's still fun chatting here and there and communicating through the blog page and stuff :P anyway i hope your birthday is amazing and you get everything you want xoxox love you - lemonface
Hi Nick< 3 I really love you to death, I don't think it's mutual but eh. You're really cute to talk to but you're starting to kind of not repond much cause you're on call a lot, but I miss you< 3 I'm actually really glad that I've gotten to know you, you kind of used to scare me, lol. Our texts were really amazing and it sucks that I can't really text you anymore. Happy Birthday Nick, I love you.< 3 - KittyTheEmolga
I know we don't really talk anymore, but just reachin' out to you and wishing you a happy birthday! Hope you have a great day, enjoy your sweet 16 and I hope that it's filled with good luck and other good shiznits. Party hard and have fun xo - DarkTyphoon23
Nick, you are without a doubt a true friend both on Tengaged and in general. On my hands I could count the people I enjoy, trust, and admire this much. You are so fucking funny and your sense of humor can be so in sync with mine, to the extent where you STEAL MY MATERIAL XOXO. But other than that I feel we have a very sound emotional synchronicity as well. You understand me really, really well for someone I have only been talking to for 4 months and I think I get you pretty well too. You are definitely on my list of people to go to when I am upset; you have a lot of love and care in your heart and I don’t think enough people realize that. You have listened to me whine so.much. And you know I would, and perhaps have, done the same for you. You’re a main reason the Switchbullies are the best group of friends I may have ever had, on real life and on this site. Even though I don’t always agree with things that you do it’s always obvious that they come from a place of care, honesty, or humor, and I cannot criticize any of those. I am SO genuinely glad to have met you, Nick. I hope we remain close for a long time because I can confidently say you have impacted my life positively. Have an amazing birthday because you deserve all of the happiness in the world. Love you! - mahogany
Did you just call me Nick's friend? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? jk jk Yay Nick :') Happy birthday, I hope you get some pumpkin pie. I mean pompkin. I mean pumkin. - konohavillage1
Happy Birthday Nickkkk! We met over summer and you've made me laugh with everything you do! You're thoughtful, kind, funny, and an overall great guy and I hope you have a wonderful birthday x - nmh95
Well for one, he smells horendous, I don't think the word "SHOWER" has ever occurred to him, also, if he weren't so fucking funny and lovable, he wouldn't be my friend, and I am thankful that his mother had the willpower and endurance to stretch her own vagina, to give birth to such a lovely person. - LiteCitrus
LOVES YOU NICKY< 3333 BFF xxx =]]] Seriously I do adore you and thanks for being there - Stering_Butter
Happy birthday bFf NiCk l0l =]]] Like I could make this sappy and all but you already know how I feel about you and we have this rlly cute thing in common which is like amazing cause no1 knows what it is and its just like omg okay but like $q|_|3@| < ErS 4 |_yf3 ='] - Bridgette77
OINK OINK HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM PIGGERS - alexclow345
Nick my bff!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :) I really miss our late night calls with Alex when your internet would go out and we would play Zap all night. You really make my life so much better and I hope you can start to be in it more :) I hope you have an amazingggggg birthday because you deserve nothing less! I LOVEEEEEEE YOU! - Kaay
16 years ago today the world was overpopulated by one person. That person was Florina aka Nick. Ever since we've had this annoying waste of space on our earth that we can't get rid of! JK happy birthday florina :D i'm glad i met you through the nanas cuz i love chatting with you every monday for revolution :) you have a fun sense of humor when it comes to discussing over revolution and it honestly makes my mondays a lot better ^_^ :P so enjoy your bday and i hope u have an amazing sweet 16 :) - Kob3Sm1th
Happy Birthday ~*Florina*~ dearest! hope you have a wonderful day! - donaam
May u have da best day of your life :) we just recently met, and i just recently discovered that ur amazing :) Enjoy your day :P Live free like da mushrooms u truly grew up in, roam on da tightrope and most importantly don't get sucked into any black holes if u know what i mean :) HAVE A FANTASTICAL DAY :P - EmilyJones
Hi Nick omg. Well I really love when we talk on skype and stuff and when we first started to talk a while ago you kept asking me to go on call. =] It was funny & I think you're so cool but can still have a serious convo when you want to which is something not many people on tengaged can do. You're a good friend of mine and I'm glad we're close. Happy birthday < 3 - BBTDFanatic77
Nick - HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE < 3 I shit on you a lot, but honestly you are funny and an awesome friend. I'm really happy you're a Nana and I hope you have a great birthday! PS - We are getting dairy queen today ;) - Teddybear
before this past summer, we've never talked before but cody and jason introduced me to you and i'm so glad they did. we talk almost everyday now and you're so funny. it's pretty cool how you live in nj by the way hahah. anyway, i'm happy we're friends now. happy birthday and ily < 3 p.s. you're my favorite switchbully but don't tell anyone =] - holllyy1230
HAAAAPPPYYY BIRTHDAY FLORINA :) I love youuuuuu and I hope you have the most wonderful day! I miss our calls from the summer =[ we need to talk more ! ANYWAYS HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY :* MUAH - ntakhar12
Happy Birthday Nick! Even though you annoy the fuck out me on twitter, I still think you're funny! - #hoodieboy7449
FLORINA - K I love you, you're hilarious and never change kk xo Happy birthday, I hope you enjoy< 3 :* - Sheena
HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY NICK< 3 omg i love you so much ok you're hilarious and i love talking to you about the voice and flow and how it is causing destruction to our lives. you always make me laugh when you freak out when i send you sign pictures ^_^ anywayyyy i hope you have a fabulous day
Florina - You're like my little brother. I've probably said this on every PYN I've ever done for you, but I mean it. I help you with homework, love advice... I'd make a pretty good big sister. I can talk to you for hours on end about anything, and I've found trust in you that I don't really find in many people. Thank you for listening to my little bitchy rants about life and how I hate everything and everyone. You mean the world to me and I can't wait until I get to meet with your family < 3 I love you soso much Nick.
Florina - Honestly I was thinking the other day about how much we actually have in common but it really wasn't that much. We both started off on stupid accounts as immature little kids, and we were both really fucking annoying. Then we grew up and got new accounts and now we're both more mature and actually funny and less annoying. Your blogs honestly kill me and you're one of the few people I like talking to about the Real World and Challenges. Sometimes I feel annoying because I send you so much shit about it but at the end of the day I know you're really nice and I love you. < 3
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[12:30:02 AM] Tubbynator: NICK I DONT HAVE FUCKING COOTIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT U R SO IMMATURE GROW THE FUCK UP AND THINK ABOUT HOW UR WORDS AFFECT OTHERS
[10:39:27 PM | Edited 10:39:30 PM] black: the next challenge is gonna be rivals 2
5th in Nana Survivor 1
TBA in Nana Big Brother 3
YOU HAVE FAKE BOOBS
YOU'RE ANOREXIC
YOU CAN'T GET A FUCKING HUSBAND
YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS
YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY
SHUT UP
CRY YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT YOU ANOREXIC BITCH YOU ARE WORTHLESS
[8:49:39 PM] Tubbynator: I just finished the hardest exam
[8:49:43 PM] Tubbynator: I have like ever taken
[8:49:48 PM] Tubbynator: im done OFFICIALLY Ive had it
[8:50:12 PM] Benry: what class
[8:50:30 PM] Kenneth: art
SoccerRulz was killed in a fight with Florina
SoccerRulz was shot dead by Florina
Elvira was killed in a fight with Florina
Elvira was shot dead by Florina
SashaBaby2010 was shot dead by Florina
Insanity was killed in a fight with Florina
JesseM was shot dead by Florina
donaam was killed in a fight with Florina
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