[10:48:15 PM] Jazmyna: I thought a rowing machine was actually like a model boat that you could row with like oars in the gym
[7:53:19 PM] emily: he called my vagina a black hole adn he wanted sucked in :L or something when we first met and was rlly stupid. but hes a nice friend i guess :L
[7:57:23 PM] Brandon: yah and honestly the 90's was retarded
where was the Internet
where were dvd's
WHERE WAS RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE
[11:09:55 PM] cattt: did you know mom upside down
[11:09:56 PM] cattt: is wow
[6:43:51 PM] Alexa: im sorry for being mean to you i just needed someone to take out anger on
[6:43:54 PM] Alexa: but then i realized youre a nice guy
[6:43:56 PM] Alexa: :P
[8:55:57 PM] Alexa: Should I order sesame chicken or not?
Pros:
1) All i can think about is chicken
2) i cant breathe when i think about it
[4:22:31 PM] Chelsea: i almost got raped by a life size oscar the grouch today
[10:33:10 PM] Kenlor Swift: so you're straight
[10:33:15 PM] Kenlor Swift: but want to date him
[10:33:22 PM] j0nhale: yes
[10:38:03 PM] Catye West: fucking a
[12:04:42 AM] Janky Catye West: that's such bullshit
[6:24:38 PM] black: guys i just tried to -8 a facebook post
[10:42 PM] Brandon: We are never ever getting back together is clearly about all the gay people in Mass. talking to Mitt Romney when he tricked them into thinking he supported gay rights
[11:07:46 PM] Yaxha: okay guys i think i need dr drew or someone to help me
[11:07:53 PM] Yaxha: i have an unhealthy obsession with eating tape
[11:08:01 PM] Yaxha: i dont swallow it but idk
[12:23:20 AM] Khianna: OBAMA 2015 bitch
[12:25:53 AM] Khianna: i put acid on my lips today
"They'd make innuendos like...like..you wanna go to the store...and get some dildos"
- LiteCitrus
On 2012-11-18, at 11:06 PM, Michelle Williams wrote:
Omg ikr, I sleep on my moms like all the time at church
[10:28:46 PM] Lana del Roy: I like to spread Nutella on my body and let the ants take me to their leader.
[7:04:02 PM] t3ddybears: I WAS LIKE HOW MUCH DOES IT COST
[7:04:05 PM] t3ddybears: and she said it soooo fast
[7:04:12 PM] t3ddybears: so i was like can you reapat that
[7:04:20 PM] t3ddybears: and i didnt understand again so im like can you say that again
[7:04:22 PM] Alexa: and shes like NO.
[7:05:47 PM] Khianna Klebold: i got dandruff
[7:05:53 PM] Khianna Klebold: in my eyebrows and its making me blind
[7:05:53 PM] Mahogany: try head&&shoulders
[7:05:58 PM] Khianna Klebold: it burn
[7:06:04 PM] Mahogany: then you arent doing it right
[7:07:01PM] Khianna Klebold: you only twelve once
[11:37:17 PM] Zack | Tru$t: IM SURE WHEN UR IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT IT WONT B HARD TO GET IT UP IF U KNO WAT IM SAYIN
[11:44:13 PM] Nicholoser: i like leaving my skype on dnd when i sleep so i wake up with 12 messages
[11:44:16 PM] Nicholoser: it makes me feel wanted
[6:09:40 PM] Stoned Cynthia: I am repenting
[6:09:50 PM] Stoned Cynthia: so when the rapture happens on friday
[6:09:56 PM] Stoned Cynthia: I can laugh at you all from heaven
[11:18:37 PM] Janky Catye West: hey gaston ;)
[11:18:39 PM] Ally ~ Florida the JANK: LOOOOOOOL
[11:18:41 PM] Janky Catye West: i'll make you str8 ;)
[7:38:57 PM] Key Lime Pie: curly fries are curly
[7:38:58 PM] Key Lime Pie: dumb ass
[12:49:51 AM] Nιcк · Yαxнα: karli wanna go on cam and cut ourselves
[1:37:01 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and he snores louder than a fucking plane crash
-adds his avatar's head to my mantle-
Sent by mahogany,Dec 22, 2012
[7:12:13 PM] Chelsea: ugh calories make everything better
[7:12:17 PM] Chelsea: until u cant fit in ur clothes
[1:25:59 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: all u do is right click 2 of them with wheat
[1:26:05 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and hearts go around and they act like they kiss
[1:26:10 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and a baby pops out in the middle of them
[2:24:52 AM] Tubbynator: My fav blog
[2:25:09 AM] Tubbynator: is every few months ppl are like
WOW IF U TYPE UR PASSWORD IT DOESNT SHOW UP
*******
[2:25:13 AM] Tubbynator: and then I always play along
[2:25:18 AM] Tubbynator: and orange levels comment their passwords
[10:36:16 PM] Rawrence Nightingale: if i was gay.. nickachu.. i'd choose you......
[1:17:32 AM] Janky Catye West: it's a beautiful night
[1:17:40 AM] Janky Catye West: we're looking for something dumb to do
[1:17:57 AM] Janky Catye West: hey nick gick i think i wanna marry you
[12:46:59 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: nope the jigs up florida the murderer
[1:24:01 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: wait
[1:24:02 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: girl
[1:24:03 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: its 1:30
[1:24:05 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: and ur up
[1:24:07 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: on a school nigtt
[1:24:09 AM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: hav fun hun
[4:24:30 PM] snowflake3: yeah i'm about to pop my mom's entire prescription in like 2 mins
[6:38:50 PM] snowflake3: ew brb taking my dog out she's about to shit on the floor
[11:14:56 PM] Janky Catye West: omg. i was looking up marina and the diamonds on spotify & i feel so stupid
[11:15:03 PM] Janky Catye West: bc i was typing in florina and the diamonds
[7:00:03 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: shut it tubby
[9:28:14 PM] brony cat: omg nick you're huge
[12:06:45 AM] brony cat: their bathrooms are always nice and clean so i just pee there
[11:12:47 PM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: imagine how many orgies happen during gay camp
[1:50:15 AM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: no boy will end our friendship nick
[1:50:18 AM] Nι¢к · Yαχнα: jk i'd end your life for him
[2:34:34 PM] QQ, dear: i think i smoked catnip
[1:03:58 PM] Nιck: they scare me
[1:04:04 PM] Nιck: a duck followed me one day
[1:04:05 PM] Nιck: i wanted to cry
[1:21:30 PM] Michelle Obama: lol in first grade we had to write a story and i just summarized the titanic lol
[10:49:13 PM] Khianna: The male cat has overa hundred tiny spikes on its penis whic cause the female to howl in pain.
[10:32:52 PM] brony cat: your avatar looks like it belongs in the next paranormal activity
[3:45:51 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: YIOU CANT STOP LOOKING AT ME
[3:45:53 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: STARING AT ME
[3:45:58 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: YOU CANT STIOP LOOKING AT ME
[3:46:02 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: SO GET UP OUT MY FACE
[3:46:04 PM] ƙąrlĩ≺۞≻: *STABS WITH SWORD*
[9:27:57 PM] Mahogany Antoinette: endermage me
[10:14:20 PM] Nιckkk: ily
[10:14:21 PM] Nιckkk: dont leave me
[3:04:01 AM] Alexa: I CANT BREATHE WITHOUT MY SWEEDISH FISH
