Welcome to my hotel room, guests! Inside you will find a refrigerator that gives you a random item of the following: milk, blackcurrant, ice cream, or a carrot.
Each round you will go up to the fridge and get exactly one item. Depending on what you get, you may be allowed to stay in the room, or you could be kicked from the hotel. You may also get to kick someone of your choosing!
I will randomize what each person gets each round. I will post updates when someone grabs an ice cream or when the round ends, whichever comes first. If you get ice cream, you will have exactly 2 minutes to respond to my blog stating who you wish to kick. Turn order is the order you signed up in.
Imagine this - you're in a grid based room full of other contestants. The object of the game is to be the last left in what is essentially a musical chairs battle royale. Every round a piece of furniture (or 'furni' for short) will fall from the sky and when it lands, you have to be the first to sit on it. The loser will be asked "p2s rev kick auto?" We could call it falling furniture or something like that.
Survivor8 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the HoF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on JesseM, and I have over 300 confirmed merges. I am trained in negging warfare and I'm the top key stalker in the entire TG armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another multi. I will spam you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over blogs? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across TG and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Bonico. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You're fucking permed, kid. I can see you anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my wonderland eyes. Not only am I extensively trained in the mod panel, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tengaged Council and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit negs all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking off the hezze, kiddo.
To get everyone in the Easter spirit, I'm going to share some FUN and EXCITING egg facts. Now, I'm no Megan, but hopefully my random Google searches get you in the mood for egg hunting.
1. Hens can only lay one egg per day, but will go some days without laying any eggs at all!
2. Whale sharks have the largest eggs, however they typically hatch from within the mother.
3. The largest laid egg goes to the ostrich.
4. All dinosaurs likely laid eggs.
5. The most commonly cooked egg is scrambled. I personally prefer mine over hard.
6. When looking from the right angle, Survivor8 has a head that is shaped like an egg.
7. White eggs are laid by white-feathered chickens, while brown eggs are laid by red-feathered chickens.
8. Throwing eggs at houses or people started in the middle ages as a form of humiliation for prisoners, carried into theatre, and has since become the cultural phenomenon we know it as today.
9. The yolk and the egg white have roughly the same amount of protein.
10. Some guy once made 427 omelettes in 30 minutes.
Thanks for subscribing to egg facts! I will never be doing this again. Don't fact check me I plagiarized about 8 different websites.
(I've been updating all of these so feel free to keep posting)
And I'll give you one word that I think describes you, and one word that I think doesn't. If I don't really know you I'll look at your profile for inspiration or something